Fraudaso

Volux, Valkyrie

2009-02-03T22:23:00.004+08:00

I seriously did not regret going to VJC, considering distance factor.

Just came back from Sub-OG dinner.

Orientation is tiring but fun!

The culture is more westernised and the school spirit is awesome! You should see the whole batch of us cheering in unison.

It's cool to mix with people from the east! They expect me to know what is TK, VS, Thai Pan and other miscellaneous terms they use.

TK: Tanjong Katong Girls' School
VS: Victoria School (there are MANY from there)
Thai Pan: A zhi char restaurant near VJC

There are also quite a number of students from Cedar Girls', Anglican High, Catholic High and the like.

During my bus journey, I get to see, in chronological order, the Singapore Flyer, the Esplanade, Merlion and other cool buildings.

Okay that's it.

I am tired.

VJC

2009-02-02T21:10:00.003+08:00

I like my school a lot. :-)

The culture, the people.

2 years of arduous journey ahead.

Jiayou, all my Sec Sch friends!

Persevere!

Shagged

2009-02-01T12:30:00.003+08:00

Hey everyone.

Superrr tired.

Especially after viewing another grammar mistake made by my friend on the tagboard.

*Sighs deeply*

Wahahahaha!

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Anyway, some photos of T2 Chalet (19th January to 22nd January):

Digimon Rumble Arena!

Terriermon VS Patamon!

Sun Plaza Park. Nice photo! :-)

This is the photo which Benjamin tagged wrongly in Facebook. I became Yu Hui, and Zong Sheng became me. LOL!

Survivors of the fourth day.

T2 Clairvo is awesome!

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JAE

2009-01-30T06:58:00.001+08:00

Victoria Junior College, Arts.

Excellent.

DJ Max

2009-01-29T10:25:00.003+08:00

A PSP game which I lost to Ai Hua for 4 consecutive times.

The game is damn fun. Am actually looking forward to meeting Ren Jie/Keith for their PSP. Wahahahahahaha!

I am super noob in that game. Even after playing for hours, I was stuck at a B grade. My highest score was 89.5, which was 0.5 to an A. Wah kao!

And that was only a Level 3 song.

I must practise playing liao.

School is starting next Monday. New environment, new people.

:-)

Happy Chinese New Year's Eve!

2009-01-25T13:05:00.009+08:00

/Edit: Hey BPians!

There is apparently an animation competition and our school (Infocomm Club) has managed to enter the finals. I think the video is really not bad.

Please click here to show your support!

Is anyone in the festive mood?

Had early reunion dinner yesterday (paternal side). I think maternal side's later at night. Have finally moved out and am currently staying at my sister's house.

Staying at Outram Park is really quite good:

1) Direct bus to the JC I've applied for, Victoria Junior College!

2) 3 stops to City Hall, which also means the National Library (Shall study there!).

3) 4 stops to Bugis.

4) 5 stops to Orchard.

5) 2 stops to Harbourfront (Sentosa).

6) Distance to Bedok (East Coast Park)/ Pasir Ris (chalets) cut by half.

7) No more LRT! LRT sucks man... During peak hours, it's crammed beyond imagination and the LRT broke down 4 times while I was on it.

Stupid shit LRT.

Excellent! :-)

But the one sad thing is that it will be tougher to meet my friends ba, except Yuan Zhi, Benjamin and maybe Crystal (moving to Geylang).

Going out with sister and her hubby soon, to buy CNY clothes!

Don't follow the crowd

2009-01-23T22:24:00.001+08:00

It's your life. You are in control of it.

Ignore skepticism and criticism. Face challenges.

Do something that you like.

Have fun! :-)

T2 :-)

2009-01-22T20:25:00.002+08:00

Back from chalet.

Quite fun! :-)

Yay!

/Edit: JC's going to start soon. Good luck, all my friends. Nice knowing everyone of you! Sec school friends are the best man!

And happy Chinese New Year in advance dudes and babes!

Sakura

2009-01-19T00:43:00.003+08:00

18th January 2009

1) Chatted with Yih Fang, my Council senior, at Mac for one hour plus. Really nice talk!

2) Sakura dinner with o3ians

Somehow, I really like this picture a lot.

Buffet, which is frigging expensive. But quite nice leh, the food.

Crystal, who ate the least (cos girl ma).

William and Jefferson.

Me and Keith.

All the guys. Clockwise: William, Jefferson, me, Keith, Ren Jie and Benjamin.

Now with Crystal.

The smoker's face was auto-focused by Benjamin's camera! How cool is that!

Anyway, going-to-be nice teeth.

Very nice teeth. Put braces one!

Chef and Jeff. It rhymes!

Me and Crystal.

Me with Ren Jie.

Crystal and Ben.

Guys again.

Okay, see ya.

I admit,

2009-01-18T22:29:00.003+08:00

that my blog "only invites people I know" to come visit, as a friend of mine kindly pointed out to me not long ago.

You don't have to come back... -_-

Enjoy life while you can! Have fun with your friends!

Hey friends

2009-01-17T14:28:00.005+08:00

I've got a new alternative number, 911739** [Edited for privacy].

Save it into your contacts. Thanks!

Anyway, my original line is still in use.

***

Dear Dad,

you have successfully convinced me that moving out is the best option for me now.

Fucking fucking fucking hell.

Noob

2009-01-16T22:58:00.004+08:00

Facebook sucks la.

How to tag people ah?

Wah lao eh?!

***

Fucked up response. You guys are always like that.

Random Convos

2009-01-16T10:42:00.008+08:00

My colleague (foreigner): Hey, are you a Singaporean or a Chinese?

Me: I am a Singaporean Chinese.

Duh.

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A teacher: Eh, you jiak kantang right?

Me: Eh no lor, it's you!

Teacher: No lor, I also got jiak 粥 (porridge) okay?

Me: LOL.

(Apparently, eating porridge equates to being cheena!)

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Me: Eh, you no more Chinese liao right?

Friend: Ya.

Me: Same same.

Friend: Haha.

Me: Then you must start to eat potatoes liao leh, no more porridge!

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Me: Eh XJC is not bad la..

Sister: his (some relative of hers) mum doesn't like

Me: his mum want what?

Me: how come parents decide de?!

Which is true... I mean, wtf? Secondary schools, maybe... But JC/Poly? By now, should have a mind of your own already ba?

A teacher once told us about this girl, whose parents were going on a holiday. Thus, they prepared 7 days' of clothings for her. Not only that, they mass-boiled water for her to drink, an amount of water that would last for seven days.

The parents' reason was: It is unhealthy to drink from mineral water bottles.

Turns out... the girl is a University student.

They forgot to mention the other reason: She is too dumb to boil water.

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Go and kill yourself, please.

The other day, was at Takashimaya FV with Ren Jie, Crystal and Ben. An uncle was forcing a primary school boy (dunno whether he is his father or not) to eat.

Like, "EAT!"

You're not supposed to force your children to eat la, dumbass parents! Confirm your children will grow up to rebel against you.

Hahahaha, yes.

I stepped on a dead lizard.

2009-01-15T11:24:00.002+08:00

Fuck.

/Edit: Jianwei says he stepped on a snail twice.

Snails are outside of the house, so obviously he stepped them with his shoes on.

But I KNN-ly stepped on the snail with bare foot.

I was feeling something slimy... And, voila!

ZZZ

Not being mean

2009-01-14T08:54:00.010+08:00

[Content removed to protect minor's privacy.]

/Edit: Speaking of academics, I must really thank some people!

Higher Chinese

1) 陈主任 (Mr. Tan Kok Hua)! 你应该没后悔让我修读高级华文吧。谢谢你给我和宇辉一次机会！也谢谢你和其他老师所做出的准备。虽然我华文程度不怎么样，但是我能狂背俗语谚语佳句等，真是没有辜负你的期望。我上高中不必修读华文了！哈哈！

2) Angeline: Thanks a lot for your help in that fucking subject. I was really desperate, anxious, CMI. I remember I always asked you to help me correct my entire Chinese essays (around 5 pages per essay), but you did it again and again, without any complaints. It's really nice to know you as a friend, and I really want to see you at Hwa Chong.

Physics

3) Mr. Hisham: I think I should be expressing more apology than gratitude. Sorry for asking you if I could drop the subject up till the point of Prelims. I really hate Physics to the maximum core. Let's just say I got lucky, yup?

Combined Humanities

4) Ms Tay and Ms Rashidah: Both of you are teachers whom I really don't want to disappoint, but which I did. But, what is done is done. Thank you for your guidance! :-)

5) Benjamin: Thanks A LOT for all your History essays!

General

6) Eugene the Asshole (Angel): Thanks for all your motivation during Os, brother! :-D

7) Everyone who has accompanied me to study.

It's too late

2009-01-13T18:39:00.000+08:00

Turns out,

we still care a lot.

It's too late.

For the betterment of mankind,

2009-01-12T08:19:00.004+08:00

/Edit: Hi, I would like to clarify that I got A1 for Higher Chinese, so stop spreading untrue things about my results.

I urge all my readers to click on the Nuffnang advertisements.

I do the blogging, you do the clicking.

Simple?

Some times, you may even chance upon good ads, like the recent SingTel Mobile Plan for students.

I'm not talking about pop-ups, but the ads displayed periodically on the right, just above my blog poll. They are 100% virus-free.

Thanks a lot, really! :-)

Ngee Ann Poly; Campfire Photos

2009-01-10T18:21:00.003+08:00

/Edit: Hey readers, please do click on the advertisements on the right, which are displayed periodically. Check out the details of the ads and let me earn money!

A click a day will do.

Thanks a lot! :-)

Hey, I just came back from Ngee Ann Poly. Was there with Huan Ghee and Jun Yuan.

Got a number of freebies, which satisfied my Uniquely Singaporean character (kiasu).

NP seems fun to be in ba.

Campfire photos! (Credits to Crystal, again)

The food quite nice.

Took a photo with Tiger.

Pearleen, Musfirah, Josephine, Mr. Tan, Benedict, Eugene, Samuel, me.

T2 Clairvo. :-)

That's all.

I guess I won't be updating that soon.

o3 chalet (Photolog)

2009-01-09T23:19:00.025+08:00

o4 January, Pre-chalet

Had a trip down to HomeTeam NS Pasir Ris to check out our chalet. Was with Benjamin, Crystal and Ren Jie.

1. JUMPSHOTS

Was not that difficult. A few tries only, I think.

My turn!

Yeah, that's my geek specs. Bwahahahaha!

2. TAKING PHOTOS WITH A BIG KITE

Success. It actually required a certain amount of skill to take the person with the constantly-zooming-about kite.

Yay! Thanks Crystal! Hahaha.

Where is the kite?!

Apparently, by Benjamin's turn, the kite decided to fall down flat. You can see the man picking it up.

But no worries, it was kicking and alive (/Edit: It is actually "alive and kicking") after seconds:

Hooray!

3. LET'S BE GEEKS

Everyone tries on my geek specs!

Geek rating: 50%

Looks more like a just-qualified lawyer (with braces).

Geek rating: 39%

I'm too cool to be geek.

Geek rating: 75%

A1! Not bad!

Geek rating: 99%

Ren Jie is the real geek!

4. BUS RIDE TO ORCHARD; TAKASHIMAYA

Geek with Crystal.

Me with Chun Hou, who stole my specs! (From now on, the blog entry will revolve around my specs).

With Hui Jin the cashier.

Stupid expression of Jian Wei.

o5 January to o8 January, chalet period

5. FIRST NIGHT

Me with Jefferson, William and Shi Yuan.

At the chalet bus stop, going to White Sands to buy dinner.

We 4 guys. The frequency of the bus (403) is an amazing 20 minutes, which allows much photo-taking to be done, of course.

Me with Shi Yuan aka Paul Michael Tan (new Christian name).

I call him Paul from now on. In short: Paul Tan.

Luckily his surname is not Chan, if not it will be Paul Chan (破产), which is bankrupt in Mandarin.

Bitch and me. My hair totally screwed up in this photo. ZZZ.

Jefferson and me.

Me, with my new silver Havaianas flipflops on the floor! I love them like I love my parents (what a comparison).

Was about to go and bball with o3ians.

At the basketball court, with RJ. Say "yay!" to army-print pants!

Basketball match was quite fun. Finally got to be perspiring much after a period of abstinence in sports.

*Fast forward to almost everyone finished bathing at chalet*

I have an IQ question for you guys:

Is the above picture "a thorn among the roses" or "a rose among the thorns"?

Guess correctly got prize okay!

Crystal not scared she kenna gang-banged by us. Hahahaha!

o3 boyz rule. This picture is damn nice.

With added effect. Damn classic.

Crystal, Keith, RJ and Jeff. OMG, who is so mean?!

Black-and-whites:

Me with Keith the bastard.

Jeff and Keith.

K and RJ.

6. SECOND DAY

I went back to school for Orientation. Josephine was there too.

Spoke to all the councillors. Hope they got what I meant.

It is easy being a Student Councillor; it is difficult to be an enthusiastic and responsible one.

Ignite the BPian spirit! :-)

Iqbal starting the charcoal fire.

And Nizam too. Thanks guys.

Me with Shasha.

Random living room photo.

Regina and Wan Ting. Or Wanting. Lol.

C, Yin Shuen, Regina and Wanting.

The three with me.

Yenyen and Xiao Bal, holding a lighter!

Me with Mr. Personality. Need his hairband man (when I wash my face).

8-)

Hui Jin, Crystal, Yin Shuen;

Shafiq, Benjamin, me.

Shafiq's expression is the same!

Some clique.

Yin Shuen and Candice.

BenWang and me. I BBQ-ed hot dogs! XD

From left to right: Hui Jin, Crystal, Jane, Joyce, Chien Siew.

That is a very wrong picture...
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It's Hui Jin.

Did some prawn-plucking with the bitch.

Crystal la.

I swear I am holding onto a prawn as I was not smart like Crystal to tilt the stupid-ass prawn.

Back to the BBQ pit. Nizam capturing someone, and someone capturing him. Hahaha!

BBQ-ing.

Nizam, Shafiq and Iqbal. I LOL-ed at Iqbal's face.

Wei Jie, William, Zhe Hao and Shi Yuan. Were they watching The Little Nyonya?!

Wanting, Regina and Hui Jin, who is showing the very expression when she was eating the hot dog.

In fact, I have some proof:

It will not come as a surprise if The Straits Times' headline tomorrow goes: "Boy killed by alleged murderer Goh Hui Jin."

Oh yeah, Hui Jin's full name is actually: Shane Maegan Brenda Goh Hui Jin.

Call her Shane for short!

Same goes for Zhe Hao: Ken Kng Zhe Hao;

And Wei Jie: Elvin Tey Wei Jie.

Hahaha, we helped them name one la.

Super nice class photo.

7. THE INDIAN POKER CRAZE

Played Indian Poker! Sibeh funny!

Loser must drink alcohol. In the end, everyone wanted to drink, so end up, the winner gets to drink alcohol.

Speaking of alcohol, a very KNN cashier didn't wanna let me buy Barcadi (spelling?) Breezer, which is only 4.8% alcohol. Sibeh angry with him. Purposely wanna guai lan me.

In the end, I went to NTUC to buy. Maybe should have drunk in front of the bastard.

Everyone enjoying the game. Wahahaha!

That's me.

Ben, Crystal, Ai Hua.

With my ex-crush.

With Crystal. She kept on shouting, "I AM NOT DRUNK. COME RAPE ME, GUYS!"

Okay, she did not say the second statement. But she just kept repeating the first until I a bit -_-.

Shut up la. Lol.

8. THE THIRD DAY

Die die also must take a picture somehow.

Ai Hua, Vivien and Crystal. We were going for breakfast. Ren Jie, Keith and William left for work earlier on. Sadded.

Jane, YS and Candice.

AH, Chien Siew, Vivien and Joyce.

*Fast forward to KFC at White Sands*

Ah boy and me.

The girls.

I remember I belonged to this IPW group! Wahahaha!

The bunch of girls (except HJ and Crystal) left.

Something funny happened at the NTUC!

Apparently, there were 2 types of ice-cream below the promotional sign:

1) Cool Pops
2) Chocolate/Vanilla ice-cream

This is the Cool Pops one.

And you know what Hui Jin asked?

She said, "Where is the MULTI PACK?" (Refer to the promotion sign pic).

We were like, "There is only promotion for ONE type of ice-cream."

We even pointed at the Cool Pops and said: "This whole thing is Cool Pops Multi Pack."

But she continued pointing at the Chocolate/Vanilla ice-cream and said, "Is this the Multi Pack?"

We explain until we sian diao.

Hui Jin, you a bit CMI la! WTF!

MULTI PACK IS NOT ANOTHER TYPE OF ICE-CREAM...

ZZZ

NVM if you readers don't get what I mean.

...

So the few of us went back to chalet, where HJ, Ben, Crystal and I napped. (Frigging tired).

Played Asshole Daidi with Benjamin, Wei Jie and SY after I woke up. This is life, man! Munching on chips, drinking a Barcadi Breezer, talking to your good friends and playing some card games. This is lifeeee.

Shi Yuan the noob. Hahaha.

Afterward, Shi Yuan, Wei Jie and Zhe Hao left; Benjamin, Crystal and HJ went to cycle. I was alone at the chalet. Kinda sian so went out to play swing.

*Fast forward to BBQ*

Josephine came. The working people and the Malays came back.

Kinda pathetic on the 3rd day!

Me holding onto Keith's mike. That is his birthday present from me btw, hahaha!

Benjamin (blinked!) and Crystal.

Me with Nizam again.

Just now toothbrush, now ice-cream. Kua kua kua...

Iqbal damn funny. He is really game enough to pretend to be a robot.

Wahahahaha! Nice one la!

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Got another one which I looked nicer but which Keith looks gay, not ah beng. LOL.

Sorry, had to mosaic away anything school-related, in case I fuckingly appear on STOMP.

Like: "Boy from XXX school tarnishing school's reputation by pointing the middle finger."

Fuck you, asshole, I am an alumnus already.

You know how some no-lifers choose to evade reality by being forumites?

Some forumites are just fucking ridiculous. Hiding behind the computer screen, being anonymous, slandering people and causing so much trauma upon other people.

It's sad, you know? Cos most of the time, these people have social problems (e.g., can't interact with people normally), and they choose to be someone in the cyberspace. Some times, these people get bolder, and they don't know what is libel, or what is defamation. They think they can get away with it, because they are anonymous.

How stupid can people get? CB... you've got the courage to scold people, no courage to reveal who you are is it?

Wimps.

That time got one person I know tio-ed. She was eating a burger on the MRT. WHAT THE HELL? It's only a BURGER!

A harmless burger.

It's wrong, yes, but why the fuss?

To allow these no-lifers to enjoy some verbal abuse?

Don't geddit.

And, if you happen to be a forumite, please read what I say before saying something like all forumites are no-lifers.

Jefferson sleeping. Too tired from work, I think.

Keith with retro hairstyle. Too bad no front view. Hor, Josephine?

Borrowed Nizam's hairband so that I can wash my face. Yah, also must take a picture. LMAO.

Continued to act ah beng with that chao ah beng (aka bastard Keith, hahaha).

Wahahaha.

Finally a proper shot.

Jeffy and me.

Shocked. I know I look kinda fake. :-S

Sleeping. Eh, this time I am better liao hor. At least I didn't smile! Jeff!

Stoning.

Sorry, this is too mature liao, so must mosaic the mouth! :-X

Ask me if you wanna see the original version.

GUESS WHO?

It's Keith! -_-

/Edit: On the 3rd night, Jeff, Keith, Crystal and I were playing Indian Poker, and I kept lying to Crystal that it will be the last game.

Like: Okay, 最后一场!

Kept playing, cos the game is super addictive and rather effortless.

And also, I was asked a very awkward question by Crystal...

:-(

9. THE FOURTH DAY

Me with Josephine. I've got natural orange hair!

Josephine with Crystal.

And lastly:

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o3 WHOOSH! :-)

Gonna have a dinner at Sakura on the 18th of January. (Organised by Ren Jie). Please spread to all o3ians you know!

It took me hourssss to blog all of this.

Cheers!

/Edit: Photo credits to Crystal.

/Edit (2): o3ians, it's really nice knowing you guys! :-)

I don't have to worry about stolen belongings and what-have-you. I don't think I can find another lower sec class like this. We are really going separate ways this time, and it is a lot more difficult to have another chalet. But hope we continue to have!

Loyal enthu we will be!

Good luck for your Os results!

/Edit (3): Happy birthday, Huan Ghee! (Ignores wrong choice of colour).

From now on, I shall use pink for people's birthdays.

I'm back.

2009-01-08T20:06:00.005+08:00

Chill out, I'll be blogging soon.

I am a geek.

2009-01-04T23:58:00.001+08:00

Wahahaha!

I came back from a trip down to o3 chalet with Benjamin, Crystal and Ren Jie. And I wore my geeky specs, LOL.

And I just bought some Shakespeare classics to read! I am starting with Romeo and Juliet.

:-)

Tomorrow's o3 chalet!

A glimmer of hope

2009-01-03T07:56:00.004+08:00

Mr. R, you are my only hope now. My future is in your hands. But first, I need to avoid these ridiculous distractions.

I don't even know you. The only slightest affiliation I can think of is that we both belong to the same organisation. Or belonged, since we have graduated. And anyway, you have left school when I joined the SC.

By any chance, this is a miracle.

If you're willing to help me, I cannot emphasise how grateful I am to you. I hope you can! If I make it big one day, you are--apart from my parents--the first person I am going to repay. Let's just say I'm grateful first, since I can't promise anything.

Desperation.

***

Marchback was eventful, in a sense.

EXCO :-)

We were the most kiasu people...

Oh yeah, I took photos with my predecessor!

Me and Yih Fang, Funco Head of the 24th SC.

***

Shi Hui came for work yesterday! So happy to see her, haha. Although she looks like 16, she is 20.

Haiz, but nvm, still like her a lot. And it was really a miracle that she brought braces wax to work, cos I was in great pain due to my ulcurs (fuck the spelling, pls).

Okok good night! (Or good morning, whatever).

***

Dad: "So can I declare that you are fully independent now?"

Me: "Almost lor."

Just photos

2009-01-01T17:22:00.003+08:00

Happy New Year!!!

May 2009 be an awesome year for everyone!

Mr. Chiam sent me something very creative:

牛妈妈每当31/12就会生一只黑皮的小牛。但没人知道为何如此。你知道吗？

因为是

黑皮牛儿！Happy New Year!

Pun intended. Sorry ah, for those non-Chinese, translation also won't let you understand.

31st December 2008

Last day of 2008 was simply a working day for me. I earned $140 yesterday sia! But sibeh freaking tired.

Eugene, Josephine and Xin Yi came over yesterday.

As you can see, I was in a very awkward position.

I did food-running yesterday (very lucky), so I got the chance to serve them.

And I actually saw my cousin at 3am or 4am! LOL!

Me with Kevan. He is my childhood playing partner sia! :-)

Then after work I went to Benjamin's new house, filled with some o3ians:

Damn it Shi Yuan! Lol!

I was really damnnnnn tired by then.

Some random stuff

2008-12-31T11:04:00.002+08:00

1) I was chatting with a friend yesterday, and he told me that I have an "air of cock" around me.

Not a cock literally, dumbass, but cockiness.

He also told me that:

a) he thought I was quite snobbish in the past.
b) I appeared unapproachable.
c) I am those will-get-you-into-deep-shit-if-you-offend-me kind of person.

The other time, an ex-classmate also told me that, if she were not in the same lower sec class as me, she would not approach me totally.

Another not-so-close friend said, "If I offend you, I die liao. I will appear on your blog the next day."

The more I think of it, the more I feel that I am very intimidating. Wtf? People, I am not a cyber bully!

You think I am so free, bo dai bo ji go and defame people? O_O

Regarding the snobbish part -- I don't think I am la. I don't purposely go and show I am better than you or whatever. I also respect those who are obviously better than me, like sporty people!

And being unapproachable... maybe, or maybe not. Depends on whether I like you or not. If I don't like you, then don't expect me to fake a smile at you, right?

Oh yah, if you are uncomfortable about being mentioned on my blog (to which I understand, cos I get quite a number of visitors everyday), just tell me. I will remove all of them.

2) The new poll on my blog (on the right).

Which word describes my blog best?

a) Funny
b) Interesting
c) Entertaining

Okay, this one, I admit, I am trying to be funny, cos all 3 are positive adjectives. I will only accept positive comments about my blog!

Maybe you have heard a million times from other bloggers, but it's also the same for me -- I blog about my life, and the things going on in my life.

A once-very-close friend of mine told me that, if I want to attract readers, I must blog about politics.

Are you crazy? -________________-

I may be free to flip through the political section of The ST, but certainly it will bore people to eternal non-existence (I mean death, actually) if I talk about PAP, Lee Kuan Yew and Goh Chok Tong! Or maybe the nuclear campaigns of North Korea! Hooray!

Can someone spell the difference between blogging and print journalism?

But anyway, please do vote! I would like to see the response. Thanks.

3) The Superficial

I went for my 1st follow-up dental appointment on the 29th. Dr Hong inserted separators for me. According to Angeline, it is "pain like being stabbed in the appendix". Kidding, she just said it's "damn pain". Separators are metal rings inserted into your molars.

Compared to the first time when I put braces, the pain inflicted by separators is considered quite mild.

Good news is that I don't have to go back for dental appointment for 6 whole weeks -- which I dunno why.

I changed my braces colour to orange! LOL!

Maybe I should insert another blog poll... Hmm... Wait and see!

4) Monetary Issues

Recently, I found myself a very small stroke of fortune. It may not be a very impressive monthly income, but at least it is stable and rather effortless.

With my amazingly high log of SMSes, my bill has been exploding since dunno when. And this is pissing my dad off. So I told him to help me change to SingTel Student Plan, which offers unlimited SMSes. How cool is that?

I also told him that I would be footing for the change of phone plan and my phone bill from then, to which he displayed a shocked look mingled with some private happiness. I am also going to pay for my own transport fees and perhaps stop taking anymore pocket money from them.

:-)

My Worst Nightmare

2008-12-30T22:07:00.006+08:00

Dad, Mum, Sis, bros,

I love you guys. I really dunno what I'll be like without a family.

Family is a powerful word.

Yesterday, I visited my ah ma. So happy to see her walking again. :-) I love you, ah ma! Thanks for taking care of me when I was younger!

I quote Morrie Schwartz: "Sure, people would come visit, friends, associates, but it's not the same as having someone who will not leave. It's not the same as having someone whom you know has an eye on you, is watching you the whole time."

It's really not the same.

***

And you:

Very sorry to be mean. Don't come and find me, cos it's pointless. Let's save each other some pride, yup? I really treat it as a lesson learnt, and I hope it's the same for you. Of course, when you come back to Sg, the tracking system will break, and you can visit my blog again.

I don't like

2008-12-30T16:34:00.003+08:00

people to patronise me.

Not some idiot here...

***

Busy week ahead, as usual.

Next week will be much better.

***

"But kid's future is aso somewhat in ur hands. Do ur best. Motivate them to do their utmost."

Thank you, Ms Sam! I've never had such a passionate teacher like you before, who teaches because you want to mould the character of your students.

BPGHS Alumni

2008-12-29T19:17:00.007+08:00

I just went to meet Tiger (!) and EXCO at the new campus.

Hey ex-BPians!

There will be a marchback from the old campus to the new campus on 2nd January 2009.

If you are intending to join this activity, please assemble at the old campus at the parade ground (Oracle campus) by 7.30am.

Attire: Shirt preferably BPian-related. Pants and shoes are your choice.

The BP alumni group will be the last to leave the old campus and you guys will be led by Tiger himself. Cool, eh?

Upon reaching the new campus, the alumni will fill up spaces from the 2nd level onwards. The first level is the parade ground, which is for 2009 students:

From 10.30am onwards, the alumni will be allowed to tour the new campus.

Some student leaders will be required to lead the 2009 BPians.

Lastly, if you are interested in being a tutor of the A Square Programme, the registration date is tentatively set on the same day. However, it may also be after you've collected your O-Level results.

Hope this helps.

See you guys ya! :-)

/Edit: o3ians please remember to bring $5.

Time flies

2008-12-28T13:56:00.006+08:00

Okay, I went pubbing with my godbrother, Guobei.

Now, I am convinced that I look like an adult. I didn't get caught at House of Condom.

The latest proof? I was asked to apply for UOB credit card.

Omggggg. That sucks man.

But yeah, the bouncers weren't strict.

Very nice place to chill out if you are emo, stressed, shagged or whatever. Just sit back, relax and have a sip of alcohol and listen to live bands play.

I must say the person who thought of putting the mirror is a genius, cos it makes the pub look so big when it's kinda small. The blinding flash of white light is due to my cam, btw.

The bar.

Bailey's, for virgin drinkers (from what I've heard).

~~Erdinger beer~~ Heineken beer. Sorry, rmb wrongly.

I prefer the beer.

I'm a serious drinker.

Me and Guobei, whose face is red, wahahaha. He is looking for rich girlfriends! :-D

Lime cocktail. I think the cocktails are for noobs la. Only a tinge of alcohol.

Us again.

We went to watch Yes Man. Quite funny la the show.

Supposed to meet his friends for another round of drinks, but they went off kinda early.

And I am super shagged now. Haggard, haggard, very haggard.

I need my bed.

/Edit: I went to collect my Edusave Scholarship yesterday, and I finally got to know who the hell was Mr. Liang Eng Hwa (or Wah?). He told us audience that the downtown line will be completed in 2015.

Wah SUPER SHUANG.

I can take from Bukit Panjang straight to Orchard in like half an hour (or less)!

I love SMRT!

/Edit (2): I just realised that the title of this post is totally irrelevant to the content.

Yeah, time flies, cos 2009 is coming!

2009 will be an awesome year for me and for you!

Cheers!

Chill out!

2008-12-26T18:46:00.002+08:00

I just wanna be alone.

You don't understand...

No one understands...

A very frosty Christmas

2008-12-26T12:26:00.002+08:00

25 December 2008

Went to Yeo (Zheng Wei)'s house. Lee (Huan Ghee) and Koh (Eugene) were there too.

Koh and I made a cheese cake and we hope it's nice.

After which, they went to have an Asshole Angels dinner while I went home.

And something very bad happened at home.

Luckily my godbrother was coming to fetch me, so I just took my toothbrush along and stayed over at his place.

Nothing much's going on, except that my mood is -_- now.

Dear Mum and Dad,

2008-12-25T07:57:00.002+08:00

would you blame me for choosing this path?

***

Hey people,

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! :-)

Thanks Jeffrey, Guobei, Aunty Winnie, Yuan Zhi, Eugene, Huan Ghee, Zheng Yang, Kendra, Amanda, Wei'en, Jun Yuan, Jereld, Xin Yee and Jun Hao for the Xmas wishes!

You know I only have 500 free SMSes, so I can only express my thanks and return the wishes via my blog.

***

I chionged OT and double pay yestoday ("yesterday" and "today" coined together, if you don't already know). I am so tired! 11 hours of standing and all. It was supposed to be 12 hours, but I was too tired to continue working, so I asked my boss if I could leave early. He allowed me! Thanks!

Grand Manager visited my outlet today, which was really a shock because I had no idea she was coming (I didn't even know how she looked like). Luckily, I performed my best in front of her.

Area Manager and Operations Manager also visited today.

And there was a gang fight at about 6am. My colleague and I were stunned for a while.

Also, Xin Yee and Ai Hua came to look for me again, this time with my 2nd brother's good buddy, Jin Guo:

I got reprimanded by Jun Bao, my supervisor for chatting with them.

ZZZ...

I am the dumbest person on Earth.

2008-12-24T08:31:00.002+08:00

Indeed, I am.

I just found out from my colleague that there is a midnight allowance (what the hell is that, by the way?) to my shift.

Am I blessed, or is God blessing me? (I just realised this is the dumbest rhetorical question ever).

Approximate conversion results in $6/hour.

Furthermore, they are scraping away staff meals and adding on more money to our total income. By the end of it, my hourly rates are almost $7/hour.

This is just awesome.

Of course, the one drawback is that I have to pay for my meal during break.

But... oh my god, what is happening?

Am I dreaming?

And today, something funny happened.

I had to serve 3 Evian mineral water bottles to some customers, who transferred to another table (forgot the reason).

So when I reached the table, it was empty, and I thought someone made a mistake. Thus, I asked the table beside it.

"Hi sir, did you order 3 Evian mineral water?" (Cos his table got 3 people)

"Oh... no. Sorry dude, we are alcoholics." (With a serious face some more. It is okay if you don't get the joke).

His friend, a girl, joined in, saying, "Yeah, we only drink alcohol. We don't drink plain water."

Of course, I am not allowed to joke with my customers, so I just acted dumb. It was damn funny la! I was suppressing my laughter, and I love such entertaining customers. They were like super serious that kind and, indeed, their table was only filled with wine and beer.

Wahahahaha!

Before I went to work I met the super bimbo who lives on the 14th floor balcony. Hold on, who lives on the balcony!??!

I decided to be budget a bit (her boyfriend cannot be giam siap one, but luckily I am only her friend) and eat at Taka's food court.

And she told me about her new handbag, which happen to be this:

I was cua-tio-ed when she told me the price of her bag.

I told her that it looks like those sort of bag which you bring to the supermarket to save the Earth (which means, don't use their plastic bags).

Of course, if you tell me Zoe Tay carries this bag, I would believe it is maybe $250.

But if Phyllis carries this bag, it is probably $15. LOL.

But, behold, it is actually this brand:

I immediately WTF.

Btw, isn't Ralph Lauren an uncle brand? My father likes RL.

Here's the proof. Like that $200+ I go and buy Crumpler liao lor, instead of a high-class Tote bag!

And we were at Starbucks chatting over a cup of iced chocolate.

Me and her.

Then I left for work liao, while she decided to take the many photos of the Christmas deco over there.

And Xin Yee and Ai Hua were kind enough to visit me at work (but of course they went shopping first...):

Us.

Thanks for the minty sweet for a morale booster! :-)

Okay that's all.

I told Zheng Wei that I will go and collect my cookies (is it cookies or cake? aiya same la!) after my work. I actually forgot about it! Sorry ZW! I will go after I finish sleeping kk?

And I am going to Eugene's house to make cheese cake. Is that funny or what??! We are making for someone... And she is...

Shall not reveal.

Hahahaha, okay, that's all for tonight, or rather, this morning.

I shall get some sleep because later on I have extra double-pay hours.

Byebye!

The tiredness

2008-12-23T07:39:00.003+08:00

is indescribable.

21 December 2008

I met Josephine at Orchard Road. She's actually kind enough to buy me souvenirs from Korea. Souvenirs include a very personal plastic surgery kit and a magazine which reveals the "Before" and "After" pictures of Korean celebrities.

No la, she bought me chocolate bars. Haha, thanks! :-)

We went to NUM to buy slippers. I've got a new Braziliano Praia! But it's a pair of slippers and not sandals. Okay, whatever...

I saw something very funny!

It was this locomobile platform (thus explaining the blur pic; actually, it could be that my camera is lousy) with people standing on it, shouting, "Merry Christmas!"

People were laughing like mad.

Then went to meet my 2 brothers and my big brother's girlfriend, Alicia.

DDD.

I know, the cars behind us are so out of place. But couldn't help it. And I know the date says 20th Dec, but it's actually 21st Dec.

The couple at a Candy House.

Delwin and I are holding onto candies.

We asked Derek to join in, but he went, "I don't have my own candy." (Because it was unreachable). And we LOL-ed. He shared with Delwin in the end.

This clown is like damn zai! Apparently, there were many people waiting to take photos with him. And it happened so quickly that his actions were in a flurry. He had to constantly change positions (for example, for children, he had to kneel down beside them) and had to quickly think of new actions so as not to bore people.

A very talented clown, I must say.

I suspect he gets paid $10/hour to do this.

Derek and Alicia with a camel.

3 brothers with 2 brothers.

The four of us. Delwin... Lol...

The four of us again. The background is very nice! Wait, is that a girl at the bottom right corner??? LOL! And my eldest brother was actually acting stupid, saying that the structure behind us is a Christmas cake.

-_-

From oldest to youngest.

From then on, Alicia was saying she's seen a house before. Then I was quite unsure if she was serious. But turns out... there was really a house!

Them. The house is actually a shop. Or many shops, I forget liao.

3 of us again, in front of the house. We were laughing at Derek's pose, to which he said it is actually a Fuck-you pose.

Wahahaha!

We went inside House of Condom (first time in my life), and the people there were dumb enough not to catch me and my 2nd brother. We look like 21 years old and above meh? Hahaha! Lots of promiscuous and arousal objects inside.

Then after that we went to Starbucks to have some brother talk (hahaha!). I've never chatted with my 2 brothers before leh, so it was quite surprising. Our convo was like full of laughter, serious talk and crap talk. :-)

And it was time for me to go to work. So they went home and I went to CC.

While at work, I almost argued with my boss.

He was commenting on a new colleague's watch, saying it was ugly. He said she shouldn't wear that to work, cos it's very something something (I forgot what he said).

The moment I hear that, I defended her and said, "Sir, this is fashion."

And he said, "Do you have such a big watch."

"Yeah!"

"I mean, while at work, do you wear such a big watch?"

"No. But why cannot?"

Then he raised his voice at me, saying something about it being ugly and all.

To say something that someone has is ugly is very insulting. Some more, she's a girl. He could have spared her feelings or something.

But he just continued, "It is ugly, Demas."

"How is it ugly?"

"It doesn't go with the uniform. It is not appropriate."

"Then it's inappropriate, not ugly, sir."

"They are the same."

"They are not. Ugly is ugly. Inappropriate is inappropriate. Excuse me, sir, I got A for my English, okay?"

zZz... I become sibeh dulan when people insist on being right, when they are wrong.

But anyway, things were okay after that.

My colleague, Jun Bao, was telling me not to cross any of the bosses' line, lest I get sacked. I told him, "I don't mind."

Which I really don't. There were many job offers coming my way. I rejected being a sales promoter, a waiter at an Italian-Japanese restaurant and another restaurant. The only reason I chose working at there is because of the midnight shift.

At most, I go back to asking if there are anymore vacancies for sales promoters, which is something I can excel in and can definitely earn more money through commission.

Anyway, I saw 2 celebrities at my workplace. One is Xu Bin (the Campus Superstar one) and one is a host at Channel U.

Then after that, nothing much le, except that I met a new friend at work called Jeffrey, who is 18.

When I told him I'm 16, he was like, "Are you sure?!" and gave me some sort of incredulous look.

Wtf, do I really look that old?

*Gives a deep, long sigh*

22nd December 2008

Went to Settlers' again, this time with another group.

Met Sean and Jian Wei at the MRT.

Alighted at Clarke Quay to meet the others.

Xin Yee and Ai Hua, with Christmasy specs.

Chun Hou, who has a knack for a variety of expressions.

I told you! Haha, me with the golden specs.

Them.

The trio.

Xin Yee, me and Ai Hua.

Me, AH and XY.

Us guys. Stupid Jian Wei...

Xin Yee and me. I look really dumb with the specs.

AH, CH and XY. Chun Hou will win the "Most Varied Facial Expressions" award!

And Xin Yee got to take a picture with her eyecandy, whose name we do not know. Anyway, we forced her to take de. Hahahaha!

All of us.

All of us, with the person who taught us how to play the games.

After that, CH went to meet his family while Sean went home.

The rest of us went to eat at Fishermen's Wharf.

Yeahhh... Quite expensive, though.

Ai Hua the Unglamorous (and not the Pretty) and me, sucking on something. XY says I look retarded.

Me.

Me, XY and AH again. Ai Hua, please, you are a girl!

And, next, I asked the 3 to do poses.

Chun Hou and Xin Yee have a tie. Ai Hua is showing an expression like she just woke up from a sweet dream.

Chun Hou and Xin Yee tie again. Ai Hua looks like she just survived a drought at Egypt.

And we went to Central.

At the overhead bridge, emo-ing.

Me with a Christmas tree. Oh yeah, got bungee fall there. Like super fun like that!

Them under the Christmas tree.

Act cool. Eh, my new slippers! :-)

This pic is very nice, hahaha!

Elfish Chun Hou.

We went to Liang Court, a Japanese mall.

CHUN HOU IS A ROCKSTAR. LOL. JIAN WEI IS A PUNKSTAR.

Inside Kinokuniya, I told them, "Hey I'm going to change slippers liao." And they LOL-ed.

That was the most awkward moment of my life. I wonder how traditional Japanese can stand wearing such slippers...

We love our penises! Hooray! LOL!

And lastly,

The four of us! :-)

I look noob in this photo.

Okay, that's all readers!

GOODBYE!

Hi Mr. Great,

2008-12-22T08:38:00.003+08:00

do you still remember me?

I'm sure you do, since you come to my blog everyday:

I am not sure why you did this.

I am not sure why you tell our friend that you are going to "reconcile matters and to sort things out" when you come back to Singapore.

My point is simple:

Fuck off.

I treated you like my own good brother, and remember what you said when you I tried to clear things out.

Don't worry, I remember! You said: "I will spare you 30 minutes to talk."

If, by now, you still don't understand what is humiliation, let me define it for you, not through words; but by making you feel it.

Am I that bad a person? Nope, I am not. I know I'm at fault at first, but surely you remember the little things that you've done? No?

Do I have a powerful blog? Yes, I have.

Can your reputation be ruined in one single day? YES, IT CAN.

But am I going to do it? I admit, I am vengeful; I am vindictive, but I don't want to inflict any damage upon you.

I am not acting kind of anything; I am just asking for one simple thing from you.

Fuck off. Don't come and find me when you come back.

Just fuck off. Be the great person everyone remembers.

Also, fuck off from my blog.

Thank you very much.

I really appreciate it. I am serious.

Yes, I'm Singaporean!

2008-12-21T02:21:00.011+08:00

Yes, I'm a Singaporean, and I'm blogging only because I stand a chance to win an iPod Touch.

The iPod Touch, in question, looks like this:

To win the above godly gadget I am required to blog about

(a) what makes me a Singaporean.
(b) how people can pick me out from an international crowd from my Uniquely Singaporean qualities.

I don't wanna fake my ass away like how some bloggers did, so I shall be honest with you guys.

The fact that I actually bothered to blog about (or "brag about", as the organisers termed it) how proud I am as a Singaporean makes me Singaporean (an adjective). Okay, I know it's difficult to understand.

Here's what happened:

I refreshed my blog and saw this advertisement regarding Singapore. Immediately, I thought it was some drawing contest which earns you some recognition as your masterpiece is proudly displayed at the National Library.

You know, that sort of bullshit? (Wait, can I actually swear for this blog post? Whatever.)

But Nuffnang has not been giving me any advertisments for some time. When I finally saw a piece of ad, I was excited.

Let me clarify my excitement. It was not something to do with Singapore. It was becuase Nuffnang actually pays me if visitors click on the ads I display on my blog. So, excitedly, I clicked on it, thinking I've just earnt $0.20.

So, out of surprise, something caught my eye: "... sleek, shiny underwear".

I am kidding. It is actually "sleek, shiny iPod Touch".

The rest didn't matter for that particular moment. Very quickly my hopes were raised. Instantaneously, many thoughts clouded my mind that, for an instant, I was heavy-headed.

In chronological order:

"What is it? Oh my god! Josephine has this, right?"

"This is an official website. Confirm not fake products! Hehehe..."

"But surely they won't be giving it for free?"

"They are indeed giving it for free!"

I was gasping. Almost, anyway.

But you sense my excitement, don't you!

***

Well, that made me pretty Singaporean because which Singaporean would actually randomly blog something about being proud as a Singaporean? Forget it if you don't understand.

Especially so when Singaporeans (I believe) are so lazy.

To prove my point I shall repost the much-anticipated SMRT-cum-LRT system that will be completed by 2030:

I was actually joking to Benjamin that the government is doing much to encourage us to take public transport, thereby having less air pollution.

I can understand if Hong Kong or Japan has such a complex transport map, but Singapore! Hmmm... food for thought!

Though so, I admit I'd really like this kind of convenience in my life, which makes me Singaporean again. Sedentary lifestyles and all.

What does an average Singaporean do everyday?

Eat, shit, sleep and work!

Sedentary actually alliterates with Singaporean. Therefore, we have sedentary Singaporeans.

I have a suspicion. My suspicion is that those people who constantly promote a healthy lifestyle only exercise once a year on ACES Day. Maybe I'm wrong. I dunno! Hahaha!

Apart from that, Singaporeans love freebies.

I once watched a show. Apparently, some people were playing a prank on Singaporeans. They set up a tent and put a sign which says, "Freebies to give away, starting at XXX time."

You might have guessed the reaction of Singaporeans. They started queuing like nobody's business. They didn't even bother to find out what those freebies are! It could be some stained boxer briefs; it could be things that they would never need, for instance, a tampon (there is no argument; men would never need them).

But the queue just got longer and longer, until finally the organisers decided that it was too serious a prank (I think).

I hereby also confess my love for freebies (is it actually a Uniquely Singaporean trait?), but at least I would be smart enough to ask what the freebie is.

So, if you must pick me out from an international crowd, just get someone saying he is distributing freebies.

I would then unabashedly exclaim loudly, "What?! You've got free freebies?"

You noticed the repetition in my sentence? Well, that is because I would probably be too excited to get free stuff to care about grammar and all.

Another belief is that Singaporeans (the middle-class people?) love to throng EXPO when there is a food exhibition.

To them, a food exhibition means saving cost on a meal.

Wahahaha, I am serious. My mum is like that, and I'm very proud of her. :-)

Some of you might mention the part on Singaporeans being complain kings (or queens, if you insist).

Well, personally, I am not a complain king, so I have got nothing much to say about that. But I don't like the sunny hot weather here in Singapore. I really can't stand waiting for hours at the ICA. I also think the Escape Theme Park is kinda boring. I don't like food stalls which are unhygienic and I will really write a complaint letter to the respective organisations should I spot any unclean elements. Lastly, I hate complain kings.

Apart from that, I am a peaceful person to the depths of my soul.

That's right, I am proving my point: The irony of it is that most Singaporeans don't actually realise they complain too much.

The above about sums about me as a Singaporean (and also representing a vast majority of Singaporeans, I believe!).

Hahaha, well, that's all I have to share. :-)

If you are a foreigner, I hope you have mastered the skill of identifying a Singaporean -- it's not that difficult, you know? *Wry smile*

Yes, I'm Singaporean! Blog Contest
Check out other Singaporeans at mySingapore.sg

More photos

2008-12-21T00:15:00.002+08:00

21st December 2008, Pizza Hut dinner with o3 guys

Spread.

Keith and Ren Jie. Omg Keith I want your teeth!

Repeat after me: Keith has nice teeth.

Say the sentence 10 times, without stopping.

Jefferson and me.

Keith and Jeff.

Keith and me.

Then we went to CCK park.

Successful group photo! Whee!

Keith, me and RJ. Keith has the thickest dick. Ren Jie has the thinnest. Mine is average! Hahahaha!

Okayz, the below pics of Keith are NC-16, so those who are not yet 16, please don't scroll down.

Please.

Keith, your face is really in AGONY man.

Ouch, Ren Jie! LOL!

Lastly, individual pics of all of us! Haha boh liao...

That's all for now... More coming up!

Very tired

2008-12-20T11:01:00.008+08:00

Hello readers (if you are still reading my blog, anyway).

Some time ago (okay, two days ago), a friend of mine was telling me: "Hey, actually your blog is good, just that it needs advertising."

Quite happy to hear that, but I don't care if there's advertising or not. I can't be more than thankful to have some kind of "recognition" in the cyberspace when, in actual fact, I am a weak geek (talk about internal rhyme [Oh no! Only geeks use such terms!]) behind the screen (and of course I mean the computer screen).

*Yawns*

I looked through my past entries and I realised I have been blogging almost everyday. I hereby announce I am too free liao.

Not even the most free person can blog everyday lor!

Well... Geeks lead very sedentary lifestyles. They either read a book or they use the computer. They don't eat, sleep or shit -- I swear, because I'm one myself!

Wahahaha, enough of the geek part.

Okayz (disgusting "z" but I just pretend it is typo), I would be juggling with 3 jobs very soon:

1) Private tutor
2) Waiter
3) X

The third one has an incredibly high pay rate of $10/hour.

Excuse me, where do you find a $10/hour job?!?!

I admit, it was a good catch. Sorry, I retract what I say. It is a bloody good catch. Being the money-minded (all the "m" words are bad: materialistic, masturbate, etc) person I am, I quickly accepted the wonderful offer. In fact, I can quit my waitering job liao lor!

But nope, I promised my Area Manager that I would help them for at least 2 months. A promise is a promise. However tempted I am, I would still fulfill my little promise first. And I learnt this from you, Kai Jun, who told me that "A person who breaks his promise is not a human".

I am very scared that I am not a human. Then if I break my promise, what am I! An elephant?

I don't want to be an elephant, hence, I will fulfill my promise.

Okayz people, I can't tell you what my 3rd job is, but be sure that I will still be a virgin at the end of it.

Anyway, I saw my sister at work just now, at 1am.

1am leh! She just finished late-night shopping with her girlfriends.

Took a photo with her:

The oldest with the youngest. Cool! :-)

And people, my uniform says it all -- I work at Coffee Club at Orchard Fountain Corner. Don't bother finding me because I'm nocturnal. Some of my friends have told me they would come and find me. I know they are bullshitting cos I work midnight shift la.

Oh, and, my sister is coming to visit us on Christmas Day! She's coming with a log cake! Hurray! *Beams like a bangla* (alliteration)

Who told her to bring a log cake? Me la, who else... My 2 brothers don't have a fetish for cakes, only I got.

Speaking of family, my father is throwing tantrums now, which I dunno why. I was very angry with him. So unreasonable la, sian... Haiz, so now right, I just want to be out of the house and not tolerate his stupid attitude.

And my 2nd brother also. Yes, yes, you Delwin. I hope you read this: Your temper sucks some times... Don't be a waiter! Stop showing me attitude la, I'm your brother leh.

zZz... I had enough of people throwing their temper at me.

After my sister left, there was a slight commotion at my workplace.

Apparently there was this Malay guy, drunk, who entered the cafe. And he saw his enemy, who is a Caucasian (or Westerner, whatever).

And a brawl started! It was so funny!

Malay guy: Fuck you, dick.

Angmoh: Yeah, fuck me?

Malay guy: Whacha doing here?

Angmoh: Oh yeah?

Malay guy: Fuck you.

Angmoh: Oh yeah, fuck me?

Malay guy: Suck your dick, fucker.

Angmoh: You wanna suck my dick?

Malay guy: Yeah, let me suck it for you.

At this point in time, the angmoh's girlfriend started to plead with both guys to stop quarrelling. And also, I was the only working staff present with them at that time, so I was quite flustered, though I regained my composure almost immediately.

I began saying, "Calm down, sir."

But I did not mean what I say at all. I wanted them to continue to fight! Makes my job interesting! Yay!

Here comes the funny part: The drunk Malay guy was like really inebriated, so he could not really speak properly.

MG: Fuck... you!

Angmoh: Huh? Huh? (Acting deaf) [It was SO FUNNY!]

MG: Fuck... you! (He is really stupid. He could have said, "Don't act dumb.")

Angmoh: Huh huh?

And the whole convo continued for like 30 seconds, with them repeating the same thing, when finally the angmoh said: "Speak some English, will you?"

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Then finally Jun Bao and my manager came to solve the problem. The Malay guy was like super pissed off (and drunk some more), which aroused my sympathy for him.

The angmoh even went, "Oh, you wanna beat me up? Come on!"

And the worst thing was: I tried to take a photo of them, but I failed.

Haiz! If can, it would be so interesting!

My workplace is patronised by so many interesting people! Kills boredom... :-)

My manager was telling me he wanted to call the police.

And the Malay guy, he was quite crazy la. When the angmoh left he sat at a table. Then he ordered some food, and he left!

He left! When Jun Bao was going to serve him his prepared food, he was hailing a taxi!

He's crazy. We were actually half-shocked, half-amused.

Crazy people all around.

Then after that nothing much le. I got to sit on a chair for 1.5 hour. Quite slack la, wth...

All I want for Christmas are more interesting people who patronise my cafe! I would be content! :-)

I want Sir Jason (one of my managers. I have too many managers) to work midnight shift. He's the slackest of all. Apparently, once, he told my colleagues to eat, sleep, smoke, do whatever they want cos it was 5am in the morning and without customers.

Wah so shiok one! But he is normally assigned morning shift, so cannot help it.

Alright, that's all for now!

What a freaking long post I have here!

/Edit:

Hey o3 people: Is anyone kind enough to accompany me down to the chalet we booked? Cos I need to check out some stuff and it cannot be done by calling them.

Please? Hahahaha!

I know you all very what one lor... So sian, always make me do alone! LOL!

Best Quote of the Day

2008-12-19T12:43:00.003+08:00

"God made mankind; everything else is made in China."

o3 Whoosh

2008-12-19T08:54:00.006+08:00

(New post; forget about the old post)

Ai Hua
Anselm
Benjamin
C. Jane
Candice
Chien Siew
Crystal
Demas
Iqbal
Jane
Jefferson
Josephine
Joyce
Keith
Nizam
Ren Jie
Shafiq
Shi Yuan
William
Wei Jie
Yin Shuen
Zhe Hao

1) Keith needs to pay $10 more (inclusive of the new $5)
2) Shafiq needs to pay $20 (inclusive of the new $5)
3) Everyone needs to pay me just $5 more, which means each person now pays $20.

Chalet that Benjamin's mum booked:

HomeTeamNS Pasir Ris Holiday Chalets

Click here for the link.

Description:
* 8 fully-furnished semi-detached chalets with 4 spacious bedrooms each (/Edit: Ren Jie pointed out that it is only ONE semi-detached chalet. Good point!)
* BBQ Pits
* Basketball Court
* Children’s playground
* Tennis Court

4 Days 3 Nights

Dates: 5, 6, 7, 8 January.

*** Please pay an extra $5 (everyone except Keith and Shafiq) to me on 2nd January 2008 ***

No delaying because we have to buy BBQ stuff. Hope you guys can cooperate! :-)

Yours Sincerely
The ex-Head of Functions
Demas Koh

SMRT and LRT map in 2030

2008-12-18T23:04:00.002+08:00

(Enlargeable)

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

Huh?

2008-12-18T22:05:00.003+08:00

Who is Salvation?

I don't want to be rude, but why are you evangelising on my tagboard? Or is my blog not the only blog targetted?

Jesus loves me? Who told you that? To clarify this, I asked Ai Hua, who told me that "Jesus loves anyone, just whether you believe or don't".

Yes, every religion has its own beliefs. If you believe in your religion, there's nothing wrong with it and I respect your decision.

If you say, "Jesus loves anyone" (in general), I can also accept it. Why? Because it is your own belief.

But, this is my blog. If you tell me "Jesus loves me", you are saying the message directly to me. Then, what am I supposed to say if I don't believe that?

Do you go to a stranger and tell him "Hi! Jesus loves you. Join our church!"?

I once heard from my dad about his trip on a ship. There was this lady distributing flyers.

The message of the flyers is simple: The good of Christianity.

The old lady was persuading people to convert to Christianity.

...

Don't you think it's rude? What if I'm a Buddhist? (I am a free-thinker).

Wah kao... is she stupid or what? Imposing her beliefs on us.

/Edit: Sorry, Ai Hua actually meant she believes Jesus loves anyone, whether or not you believe it. There is nothing wrong with that. It's her own belief.

But you, as an evangelist, got to be more sensitive when spreading your faith.

No?

Nothing

2008-12-18T08:08:00.004+08:00

Nothing beats standing for 8 hours straight.

I am drained, tired, shagged from the night's activities (sorry for the ambiguity... I'm drunk, okay?).

Physically, I feel like a paralysed shellfish, which is a double whammy (damn I anyhow use one haha).

*Hiccups*

I told you I'm drunk.

Hahaha! Oh yeah, there's this bartender at my workplace, called Jagan, and he looked quite intimidating at first. I thought I would never speak more than 10 sentences to him. Thus, if God would allow a simple question from me to him, I would really like to ask: Are you a Malay or an Indian?

Well... turns out, he is much more approachable than expected. And he is a Malay, btw.

Teaches us the moral of not judging a book by its cover.

I had a dilemma during work. Many butches patronise my workplace, which is not surprising as they probably party all night and come for supper. And these butches usually have girlfriends.

The burning question is: Do I address a butch as Sir or Madam?

I was stuck in a dilemma. I almost said "Sir" to a butch, but in the end I quickly changed it to "Hi".

Anyway, earlier on, I went for this newbie training at Clarke Quay (where I saw a BPian called Wan Xuan I think. She's working as a pole-dancer.)

There were four students who are waiting for O-level results, including me.

So the trainer asked: Introduce yourself. Say where you wanna go.

Person 1: Blablabla... I'm going to Polytechnic.

Person 2: I would like to go to Poly.

Person 3: I'm actually a junior journalist and I'm going to take up a journalism course at Poly.

Me (very suay to be the last): Oh, I intend to go to JC. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. I'm a freak, okay?

And they actually stared at me, as if Patricia Mok has just won Best Female Lead of Mediacorp.

Hahaha, ok I'm kidding! They didn't stare at me.

But I felt like a snob lor... haiz nvm.

Anyway, one of the students actually told me: Hey you look familiar.

-_-

Sounded like she saw me on TV leh! Wah I am famous! Or she might have chanced upon my simple blog to see my ugly pics.

Well... but I can't deny that brightened up my day. LOL!

Oh yeah, I started out this entry to reflect on someone's words, but I ended up with much crap!

Okayz, there's this guy called Jun Bao at my workplace and he really motivated me with his life stories.

Although you will never read this (some more your English quite bad hahaha... Eh no offence!), I wanna thank you for telling me all your life experience. You are so young yet you've been through so much, much more than anyone your age could endure. I really can't believe you started to help your mum sell vegetables at a tender age of a kindergarten child, when the more fortunate of us get to play catching and happy-slapping (haha kidding).

Life's tough, you've got to face it. You really taught me something important today. Especially the loyalty to your good friends. I wish you good luck in your work and I hope you do get promoted soon!

:-)

Going to have a nice, long sleep now. See ya!

/Edit: I'm joking about the pole-dancing thing la! -_- But I forgot what she works as liao. Hahaha. Hope she doesn't read my blog!

Overdue Photos

2008-12-17T10:52:00.005+08:00

14th December, dinner with 2 brothers.

Da ge treated me and er ge... Cool!

Went to Causeway Point. Wanted to eat Seoul Garden's but was full house. :-(

Tried a new restaurant called Breeks Cafe.

Don't really like the name.

Alicia and Derek.

Delwin and me. We are showing our difference in status: He's a kopitiam boy at Chinatown while I am the Secretary-General to Prime Minister Goh.

Hahaha, wth. Okay la, he was gymming while I was going to work later on, thus explaining the drastic difference in attire.

Very much in love.

Me!

***

16th December, yesterday

I was so tired yesterday, despite my 14-hour sleep.

I was so tired that if you ask me if I were the most tired person on Earth, I would reply saying I am indeed the most tired person on Earth!

Wtf am I talking about? Haha!

The shocking thing was that when dusk approached, I grew less and less tired. I think it's the nightlife thing in me.

Then I went to Jurong Point to meet my godbrother, who treated me to Fish and Co.. The irony is that he is still schooling (in U) while I'm working. Hahahahaha!

Next time I treat you la, but I must get my pay first (gei siao face).

Then suddenly remembered Kai Jun and Vivien actually are actually working in Jurong Point. Went to catch a glimpse of them. They both looked so professional, especially Kai Jun, omfg. Even my godbro was saying, "Wah they don't look like they are 16."

***
17th December, today

Today as in just now. There was this drunk customer who was damn horny. Came in with 3 ladies and settled down (smoking area).

"Hi sir, would you like..."

"Eh boy, I ask you, you how old?"

"16"

"Are you still a virgin?"

"Yeah..."

"You wanna try my girlfriend or not, she's good leh..."

*Laughs*

Wah he super duper funny can. And yes, you are right, I chose red and green to complement the Christmas mood.

Here's another convo:

"Eh Demas (he actually called my name), come here!"

"Yes, sir?"

"Teach this lady how to pour the tea leh."

*Proceeds to teach the lady how to pour the tea. I.e., must pour using the sieve plate so that there will not be any sediments."

"Wah cheebye you fucking serious ah? Relax la."

I was like LOL all the way.

And one more:

"Sir, here's your bill."

"Eh, I can touch your hand or not?"

*Steps back; laughs*

"Eh, kidding la boy, I am straight okay? I am very good at that one hor..."

I think he was only semi-drunk la, but wanted to guai lan me. But I was quite happy cos I was quite bored at that moment. Fucking horny guy. But he was joking only la.

His girlfriend gave me tips some more.

The guy was like, "You, boy, take the money." (Leftover from bill).

His girlfriend asked, "You can take the money one or not?"

I said, "No, cannot. You must give me personally then I can take." (I obviously want the tips!)

The guy: KNN so ma fan (troublesome) one ah?

His gf: Yeah it's like that one. Never mind. Give me the bill.

And she handed the money to me.

YEAHHHHH!! I love you man!

And...

*Drum rolls*

Today I stole 2 mini log cakes home for my mother and brother! I am very, very proud of myself!

HAHAHAHA... My boss is a bit CMI!

My colleague even stole a can of beer right before him. LMAO.

Did a lot of food-tasting today because of a new Christmas menu. Super shiok la, especially the lasagna la!

I love waitering man!

/Edit: I forgot to add about double-pay days!

On Christmas Eve itself, I would be earning $120.

I really love my job to the maximum! :-D

What is done cannot be undone

2008-12-16T13:59:00.003+08:00

You have tried your best!

No regrets, nothing.

:-)

As you age, the childish thoughts vanish. But despite being immature, you were sincere and truthful.

Move on, and move on with no evil intentions, no anger, no hatred, no unhappiness.

The Super Bimbo

2008-12-16T09:16:00.008+08:00

-_-

Yes yes, it's you Phyllis! No one can snatch your title. Hahaha!

Mac.

Phyllis took me eating fries.

Calling.

I'm a waiter! And I'm proud to be one!

But I'm also a tutor! :-)

No one beats her. No one, really. Some of you might ask, "Beat her in what?" Well, in bimbotic ways, of course!

WTF, LOL.

Amongst that, she also did many other stupid things like tying her hair with crazy ribbons. But no, I am not going to post them, LOL.

Phyllis and me.

She says I look like a dinosaur!

Alright, that's all for today!

/Edit: Oh yeah, after visiting Phyllis I went to Eugene's house to stay.

Thanks a lot, Eugene. :-)

EAGLES Award

2008-12-15T19:34:00.003+08:00

OMFG, I just received a letter and it says I've clinched the EAGLES Award!

Eligibility is either leadership or community service or excel in your CCA.

I am proud to say I have fulfilled the first two categories!

I love the Students' Council! Love love love.

:-)

/Edit: I know some of you have gotten the COLOURS Award or something, but I'm not a sports person, so nothing to compare!

No qualms

2008-12-15T08:48:00.002+08:00

Okay.

Okay...

It's okay if you don't wanna associate with me.

-_-

You look like those kind who will run away when your friends are in trouble anyway.

If one day, some people are talking bad about your best friend (or just any of your friends), would you defend him/her fiercely or would you join in the criticism?

Looks like you belong to the latter. You forsake a true, existing friendship for a moment of acceptance. Aren't you despicable?

Yes, you are.

Don't you find yourself... very embarrassing?

Is it not good enough that your best friend would be there for you, no matter what? Isn't that what is important? In return, you should have the same loyalty, the same trust in him or her.

Therefore, I really cannot give a god damn fuck about you.

Hello!

2008-12-13T15:03:00.005+08:00

I'm back to blogging.

I'm just here to show a few photos, and I'm off.

Okay, yesterday-today was eventful. The reason why I hyphenated "yesterday" and "today" is because I have adjusted my sleeping time to suit my work schedule. Nvm if you don't understand. I shall henceforth connect the two words into yestoday.

Firstly, had a Karaoke session at Josephine's house.

Me, Pooh and Yuan Zhi, at Josephine's house.

*Fast forward*

Went to Geylang with Zheng Wei, Jia Le, Josephine, Yuan Zhi and Eugene. We ate zhi char (煮炒) at this humble stall called Shan Dong (I think). Quite nice! For those who dunno, it's just like everyone has a bowl of rice, and many dishes (i.e. a Chinese meal).

Anyway, there were many prostitutes soliciting at every corner.

On one particular occasion, I heard a pros saying, on the phone, "我没空和你说话，我要招客人。"

Translation for the non-Chinese readers: I have no time to talk to you, I have to entertain my customers (for sex).

Another pros was kissing this older man (not very old la), but somehow I could tell that she was just forcing herself. Aiya, it's quite sad.

And we went to eat 臭豆腐, AKA fermented beancurd.

Yuan Zhi, Josephine, Jia Le, Zheng Wei, Eugene.

Jia Le took the photo from the other end. Me with them.

It is very, very smelly. No, it is super duper ultra smelly. It smells like shit. Nobody dared to try it (but Eugene has tasted it before), and we were like laughing at the smell and all.

But in the end I tried it first. Okay la, it's not disgusting if you don't go and think about the shitty smell (literal meaning).

And we went to eat beancurd also... Very smooth! :-)

Then, everyone went home while I left for work.

That's all for now. Will update soon.

/Edit: I saw a very hot girl while working. She has a pretty face and a super hot body! OMFG...

And Josephine is going overseas again. Lol, bon voyage! :-)

EXCO

2008-12-11T19:52:00.002+08:00

11 December 2008, Holland Village Settlers' Cafe. Our first (and sadly, last) EXCO outing.

This game is damn funny. You have to describe things about the word that you pick, such that your team mates have to guess it correctly.

Samuel, who fortunately did not ruin the photo. Nice!

Paper coins of FischMarkt, a bargain-and-trade game which requires a combination of luck and strategy. Samuel and I teamed up and won! By the end of the game we had 215 dollars. :-D

Very proud of ourselves. Nice teamwork, wahahaha!

The girls. Oh yeah, we were playing this game called Jurassic Jumble, which is somewhat like Heart Attack. The bones were there for us to retrieve once someone has all the cards of the same colour. Samuel kept being the last one to find out about no bones left. LOL!

We guys. I realised Eugene did a similar expression while pulling Angeline's hair.

All of us! :-D

Had quite a fun day today.

And good news, Samuel may be working with me. Cool!

Speaking of work, I had my first midnight shift yesterday, and it's quite tiring. It is like a memory game. Got lots of things to memorise. For instance, for certain foods, must place which utensils; what is the Soup of the Day; what are the promotions going on; the table numbers; etc.

It is really a hell lot of things to memorise. But most importantly, I am enjoying my work and will try my best to get used to it. Apparently, I applied what I've learnt in the Council into my job, which came really handy to say the least.

The people I met are really interesting. Lots of butches also! Got some chio bu's here and there. Hehehe!

I'm not sure why, but the people who throng the place during midnight are mostly smokers. It's like the smokers' station is completely filled with customers, but the non-smoking station is virtually empty. I figured that night-lifers are synonymous with smokers.

And my god brother just went overseas with his buddies. Have fun and come back safely! As well as to all my friends (HG, Keith, Benjamin), have a safe journey ahead! :-)

The little things that piss me off (Cont'd)

2008-12-10T11:29:00.002+08:00

1) Bangkit.

I was at Yeo's (Guess the person yourself! I won't tell you it's Zheng Wei!) house, and I awoke to drilling noise and then...

A louder drilling noise.

(Construction in progress)

What does this remind us of?

BUONA VISTA MRT!

When I was younger (a few years back), I alighted at Buona Vista to mass drilling noise, coupled with thunderous hammering and banglas shouting at each other.

When I went to ACJC with Lee (Huan Ghee), I alighted at Buona Vista to mass drilling noise, coupled with thunderous hammering and banglas shouting at each other.

I was half-jokingly telling Lee, "Buona Vista is forever under construction." And he laughed and said "yah".

2) Lion dance

Some people may say they don't like to hear them in the morning. Others would say they don't wanna hear them at night.

Well... I don't want to hear them both in the morning and at night. And not even in the afternoon.

Singaporeans like to sue people so much. I guess if one day I turn deaf, I shall sue the lion dance troupe.

Me: Eh I am deaf.

Lawyer: Ah huh.

Me: I wanna sue this particular lion dance troupe. They are XXX.

Lawyer: Okay, but where's the proof?

Me: What proof?

Lawyer: Proof that they caused your deafness. It could be that your grandmother shouted into your ear or something!

Me: Well, if you really need proof. Stand in front of the lion dance troupe. See if you turn deaf!

I know the above conversation is totally illogical, because if I am deaf, how do I speak to my lawyer?

Some time ago, there was this lion dance troupe near my house. And it went non-stop.

*Cling clang cling clang*

Until my father got so distraught, he decided to call the police.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

My father: Help!

Policeman: What's happened?

My father: There's a lion in the neighbourhood.

Policeman: Oh my god. Where?

My father: I mean lion dance.

Policeman: ...

My father: But they are really noisy. Can you ask them to lower down their volume?

The convo was damn funny... I was laughing like siao. LOL.

3) Wang.

Benjamin!

Haha, kidding. But I was just guai-lan-ing him on MSN.

Me: hi you must be in Africa already

Me: no?

Benjamin: What Africaaaaaa -_-

Me: I mean

Me: have flown to Africa la!

Benjamin: & no Im still in SG

Benjamin: Im not going to africa!?

Me: haha... eh

Benjamin: When was THAT!

Me: I thought you stop at Africa first, then go USA?

Benjamin: HONGKONG

Benjamin: When did I say Africa!

Me: OH LOL

Wahahahaha!

I am super super boh liao!

The little things that piss me off

2008-12-09T22:17:00.002+08:00

Today is a day to remember, for it is one of my most unlucky days.

Firstly, I woke up to a wet dream. Damn messy...

Okay, that's a joke!

I ate brunch with my big brother and his friends. His friends are damn funny. And accompanied them to Bukit Batok Driving Centre for his friend to apply for enrolment.

*Fast forward*

Brother drove me to polyclinic, where I had to get a typhoid injection.

For those who dunno what's that injection for, you might have heard of the infamous food contamination in Prima Deli (known as salmonella). It is a vaccine against the virus.

Jun Yuan told me it is $8 for a jab. Before that I already checked out my neighbourhood family clinics - ranging from $24 to $26. Naturally, I thought polyclinics would be cheaper (I am a cheapo).

I decided that since I've got much time left, I shall wait for the many dying patients at the polyclinic. Waiting for 80 people is fine, if I get to save $10.

But omfg, the bill came up to be $27.20!

I was so shocked that I asked the nurse: "Could you take out the contents that you've injected?" (in a very polite manner, of course!).

Well, that's very dumb of me, and I most certainly did not say that... I am joking la!

But I was really shocked. You mean, after waiting for 80 dying patients (where half of them died waiting, anyway), I have to pay more than my neighbourhood family clinics?!?!?! I was quite infuriated and, for once, I felt as if I was the dumbest person on Earth.

Not even equal?

What the hell?

So I asked the nurse what were included in the bill.

She told me:

1) The jab
2) Consultation fee

Consultation fee my fucking ass! I knew I tio scammed!

Then she nonchalantly asked me for the money. I was never going to let it go. So I told her, "No. Wait. I want to check with the doctor how come there is consultation fee."

This is the conversation I had with my doctor. You see for yourself:

Doctor: What's your name?

Me: Demas.

Doctor: What's your problem?

Me: I need a typhoid injection cos I am working in the F&B industry soon.

Doctor: Okay, I will refer you to the vaccination room.

Me: Thanks

Doctor: For this conversation, you have to pay an extra $5. A cup of coffee and perhaps a toast, you know?

Okay, she did not say the last line but wtf? This is injustice done upon me and I don't see why I need to pay for you referring me to the nurse.

Kay, so the nurse called the doctor. And the doc said, "Oh, I entered the wrong code. There should be no consultation fee."

LOL, wrong code! :-)

Thanks for the information!

Also, during the convo, the doctor also told me that typhoid injection often comes with chest X-ray.

My foot. My effing foot!

CHEST X-RAY FOR MY FATHER TO SEE HOW MUCH I HAVE GROWN IS IT?

ZZZ...

I knew what she was getting at, and I told her firmly and very clearly: Nope. I only want the injection.

And I knew she wanted to convince me again. But I stared into her eyes, giving her that I-don't-wish-to-pay-too-much-money look. Apparently, she got my hint and kept quiet.

So my bill, without the consultation fee, became almost $23. Not much cheaper than family clinics lor, wth!

Haiz...

And also, today I was at Outram Park MRT Station. I forgot to bring money out so I asked my mummy if she was around; and if she was, maybe (okay, not maybe) she could meet me at OP MRT to pass me some money.

Thanks to whoever who constructed Outram Park, it has too many fucking exits.

TOO MANY.

I was flustered, cos I confirmed tio scolded by my mum one... Then I ran from one exit to the next. Amidst that, I got scolded by my mum (cos she is one who hates waiting) on the phone. Sian. Double sian. Triple sian.

Haiz, so I just apologised and thanked her and sped off.

Super dao mei today... Hope tomorrow will be better, as I'm starting work!

An awesome week ahead

2008-12-09T01:43:00.007+08:00

Hello readers!

After days of watching Heroes from night till morning, I am proud to say I have successfully accustomed to a night life, which means I'm ready for my work.

Brilliant! :-)

I am working from 11pm to 7am (I love midnight shifts), which is just nice for me. Cos I can meet my friends and stuff. I am quite excited of meeting the people there, LOL!

And yeah, I would be having an awesome week ahead, cos it looks like I'm meeting different people everyday!

Anyway, Eugene just posted something really funny on the class blog:

HELLO 4T2

Apparently, i have just appointed myself as the CHEF for the class chalet in january 2009. I will settle all the meals, including breakfast, lunch, high tea, dinner and also supper! So do not worry. And i will take care of the monetary affairs too! So dont worry. And since Jane Lee (my mei nv) has managed to collect a total of X sum for the class fund, so I dont think you guys will need to pay a lot. At most, those who are going will each have to top up 10 bucks each. AND YOU DO NOT NEED TO DINE OUT! So for the 4 days and 3 nights, just tell your parents that you need only 10 bucks to survive! ALL THANKS TO ME AND JANE! I love jane for helping the class. Other than that, I acknowledge the fact that most of you are afraid that you might get poison, or the food doesnt taste nice or palatable etc, BUT DO NOT WORRY, With me around, the food will be safe for consumption and it will be appetizing!
Thats all guys!

With regards,
Eugene, the Chef.

I wanted to guai lan him, so I posted my own!

HELLO 4T2

Apparently, I have just appointed myself as the CLEANER for the class chalet in January 2009. I will rid the toilets of any urine, shit and semen. *Teehee*. I will also mop the floor, clean the kitchen (the mess that Eugene leaves; I am not even talking about food poisoning!). My job includes cleaning the windows, window grilles, doors, door knobs and also the television! So do not worry. And I will take care of the beds too! So don't worry (notice how I repeat myself, *Teehee*). And, since no one has volunteered to help me with the cleaning, I shall appoint some really good people, like Zong Sheng, who looks like a good cleaner himself! I don't think you guys need to pay for hiring a maid or something. At most, those who are going top up $2 to hire two extra maids to help out. YOU DO NOT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ANY SPECK OF DUST! So for the 4 days and 3 nights, just tell your parents that you can still survive even if you've got asthma! ALL THANKS TO ME AND ZONG SHENG! I love *Teehee* Zong Sheng for helping the class. Other than that, I acknowledge the fact that most of you are afraid that you might still spot any unclean elements. Fret not! DO NOT WORRY, for with me around, everything will be spick and span!

That's all guys!

Yours Sincerely
Demas, the Cleaner

ISN'T IT FUNNY?!?! I find it super funny la, I can't stop laughing! LOL!

Hahaha!

稻香

2008-12-08T17:36:00.002+08:00

对这个世界如果你有太多的抱怨
跌倒了就不敢继续往前走
为什么人要这么的脆弱堕落
请你打开电视看看
多少人为生命在努力勇敢的走下去
我们是不是该知足

Be content with what you have.

Well done, Jay Chou! Very meaningful... hahaha!

***

Why do you look at me with those eyes, as if I've done something wrong, as if I'm a wayward teen; a juvenile delinquent?

You should be thankful I don't fail my exams; don't climb rooftops; don't waste my life away at a random LAN shop. No?

I know what I want. I know what I'd be doing in future. I think that's good enough.

Very soon, the only person I'd depend on is myself.

What do you know about me? Nothing. :-)

Whatever.

***

The other day, I was talking to Xin Yee.

We were talking about my teeth. And I flashed it for her to see.

I meant my teeth, sickass.

Then she said, "Why yellow?"

I thought she was saying about the yellow tinge on my teeth, then I told her, "我小时候没有刷牙啰。"

Translated it means when I was younger, I didn't brush my teeth (due to my laziness). Don't go "Eeee...", like you don't do disgusting things when you were younger, like scratching your butt in public.

I misunderstood her question. Apparently she was asking, "Why (did you choose) yellow (for your braces)?"

Wah, damn misleading! Made me paiseh for a while.

Anyway, that question is frigging stupid.

It's like me asking her, "Eh, why is your bra hot pink today?"

Wahahahaha!

And she told me she is a regular reader of my blog. Hope she misses this post. LOL.

***

Watching Heroes has been a pleasant chore. I have reached Season 2 already. I find Season 1 a bit draggy - 23 episodes leh. But it's still quite nice ba.

Almost everyone in Heroes is likeable. Hiro, who can bend time, is comical. Nicki, who has split personality and super strength, is a damn attractive woman. Claire, who can regenerate spontaneously, is very pretty (she is the female lead).

As well as Parkman, who can read people's mind; Peter, who can absorb powers (the most powerful so far; but my brother told me that he is gonna suck big time in Season 3 -- Oh shit, spoiler warning!). The two kids are also very adorable.

They are all likeable! Even the villain, Sylar, has an air of taciturn around him, making him super cool as an evil person.

I think you all should go and watch Heroes, hahaha!

It's very nice, encompassing the themes of trust, love and kinship indirectly.

If someone were to ask me which power I would like to acquire, I would say I want to read people's mind.

Anyway, Hayden is dating someone 12 years older than her. The age gap is quite big.

Eh, I go watch Heroes liao byebye!

Pain in the mouth

2008-12-07T20:47:00.003+08:00

When finally the pressure exerted by my braces has subsided, another pain comes along - thanks to my wisdom tooth.

My orthodontist (and that is a dentist who specialises in correcting improper teeth positions) showed me my X-ray and said I've got four wisdom teeth.

Four leh... But only one hurts, the other 3 are okay.

Half of that wisdom tooth is embedded in a mass of gum, which makes my gum frigging sensitive to the maximum. I can only bite on one side.

Actually the pain that is most unendurable is pain in the mouth. I mean, okay, there is also pain in the penis, but that's only for people with syphilis and the like.

Quite true right. I would rather my hand or leg is painful than my mouth. Lyria told me that putting braces is the fastest way to slimming for girls. Cos you just completely don't wanna eat.

If I never put braces I would never believe her. However delicious or mouth-watering the food looks, you will really prefer to not experience any pain and to troublesomely remove all the crumbs stuck in the metal thingy.

But things are better now. I can eat hor fun and Mac breakfast (the hotcakes meal).

I dunno whether my wisdom tooth has finished growing. If it has not, it will grow above the gum. But my tooth seems to be entirely out of place, and I'm scared it has finished growing le.

Pls continue to grow...

Seeing that this post is pointless, I shall blog another day.

Lol.

Hayden Panettiere

2008-12-06T11:04:00.002+08:00

is pretty. :-)

She's the female lead of Heroes.

2008-12-05T14:24:00.003+08:00

I am earning money via all means.

My main job is being a waiter. But I edit English brochures for a living.

I'm also searching for tutees. Think there's a potential one!

And... waiting patiently for my edusave scholarship.

$$$.

Money money I love you!

2008-12-05T00:30:00.002+08:00

Woohoo!

Going to work midnight shift now! :-)

I love this.

2008-12-03T19:31:00.002+08:00

Heroes

I'm stuck at home watching Heroes. It's damn nice.

My favourite character is Hiro, who can meddle with time. The female lead, Claire, can regenerate new tissues. Super cool.

Chionging the episodes now! BB!

2008-12-03T01:00:00.006+08:00

T2 Clairvo

[Edit]

I forgot to add in the last photo, which is jumpshot (coined into one word now).

Quite nice. Benjamin zhaogeng-ed. LOL.

[/Edit]

Sentosa, 2nd December 2008.

Ultimate frisbee.

I'm the one in yellow.

This is something mature in which I hope is not associated with my brilliant class.

And those are really gigantic b... Well, Eugene is sleeping well on it's cleavage!

(Author's note: It is not a cell division process)

Angelina Jolie and Wei'en.

Huan Ghee buried alive.

Lyria, Jia Xi and Janice.

Captivating.

Us! As you can see we didn't manage to get the Christmas tree background, and compensated with Santa's carriage.

But I tried photoshopping us into the picture, and I think it's quite nice:

Nice? :-)

(The tree was fifty times bigger than us!)

Yuan Zhi, Benjamin, Woon Yeow and Wei Jie.

What is WJ doing?

Yu Hui, Zong Sheng and me.

Us again.

Kill Zong Sheng!

Eugene's face! LOL!

Everyone pulling Angeline and Wei'en's hair btw!

Alright that's all folks.

2008-12-02T01:15:00.012+08:00

o3 whoosh!

Upon much contemplation,

I decided to just give up work and to meet my friends.

Firstly, Eugene has just successfully persuaded me to go for T2 outing tomorrow. I am grateful, asshole angel.

Secondly, I will now take charge of o3 chalet. Okay people I am going.

Lots of admin stuff to clear!

1) The original sum paid by each person is $15.

In alphabetical order:

Ai Hua
Anselm
Benjamin
C. Jane
Candice
Chien Siew
Crystal
Demas
Iqbal
Jane
Jefferson
Joyce
~~Jun Yue~~
Nizam
Ren Jie
Shi Yuan
William
Wei Jie
Yin Shuen
Zhe Hao

(If your name is missing, tell me.)

Some toots have only given me $10, namely Keith and Josephine. I dunno whether it is deliberate or what, but surely you guys remember this:

(Badly cropped picture, 2006)

Of course, that is not the point! The point is:

A) If you guys want 4 Days 3 Nights, please pay an addition of $10.
B) If you guys want 3 Days 2 Nights, please pay an addition of $5.

Seeing that a majority of you prefer 4D3N, please do pay $10. When? No problem, on 2nd January 2009, which is march back to our old campus.

If you happen to be unable to attend the chalet, I will refund you. So, Jun Yue, remember to collect your refund! :-D :-D

2) The Details

It will be ~~January 12th, 13th, 14th and 15th~~. (Dates are unconfirmed)

However, we must bear in mind that there is a possibility of crashing with collection of GCE O Level certificates. Too bad if we are so suay (which is highly probable).

If we do have such an unlucky clash, further arrangements will be made.

Activities:

a) There will be no games! :-D Do whatever you want!

b) There will be a barbecue though.

3) Please remember to pass $10 to me on 2nd January 2009!

Or even better if you are meeting me during the holiday! If not, I don't have enough money to book. Seriously, hope that you guys cooperate.

If you doubt any proofs of payment, please come find me (though presently, I have zero receipts to begin with la).

I'd be searching for a someone to help book the chalet. And I will try my best in that.

Meanwhile, could you guys spread to all o3ians about this post?

I will hyperlink this post on the right of my blog, which will be updated periodically to provide fresh details. Words in purple will be updated details.

2o1 CrashCourse: 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th January.
4T1 Avias: 13th, 14th, 15th January.

4) Loyal enthu we will be!

I LOVE O3 WHOOSH! :-) Although we lost to o1 for Cheering Comp!

LOL.

***

Okay, now for more personal stuff (Last portion of prom photos):

Jian Kai, a major in aesthetics and visual arts of Harvard University.

Angeline, major in General Science of NUS; Benjamin, major in Sewage Treatment of Bangladesh University.

Chun Hou and Jian Wei, school dropouts. Failed their PSLE.

Kidding la okay?!

Eugene, major in 3-D Pornography of Hollywood College; Musfirah, major in Plastic Surgery of NUS.

As for me? I AM MOST CERTAINLY A LAWYER-GONNABE. LOL.

2008-12-01T19:27:00.005+08:00

Should I work?

*In a dilemma*

I was told that I have to undergo training to be a sales promoter.

Alamak. Got training one ah? As in, must wait for a week for the training! This is infuriating because I thought can straightaway start work.

Sian... Don't feel like working suddenly. Just want a comfortable bed and a good book to read now. Angels and Demons! :-D

2008-11-30T10:13:00.003+08:00

It does not involve

feelings of anger, regret or jealousy.

I gave in. And I give in once more.

I don't want to be prideful nor sarcastic.

Cos, after all, there is no revenge in friendship. And ya, I'm sorry for the damage I've done.

When no one can hear you; when no one can understand you, take a deep breath and say, "Life's like that."

2008-11-29T22:00:00.004+08:00

Menu of the Day

Breakfast

Porridge
Baked beans
Tofu
Half-boiled eggs
Tofu
Tofu, extra soft

Lunch

Porridge
Tofu
Tofu, with chilli paste
Tofu soup
Beancurd

Dinner

Milk

***

Yay!

2008-11-29T08:34:00.002+08:00

Feeling sian

My mouth is in great pain cos I have put braces.

There is a permanent pressure exerted on all my teeth to push them to the correct position. Can't chew on hard stuff like apple, pear and v...

Kidding.

I'd be having porridge for breakfast and lunch (or dunch). By lunch I would kinda get frustrated and just skip dinner totally.

It's damn troublesome cos the food will get stuck on the metallic appliance.

SIANNNNNNNNN...

But doctor said the pain will go away in 4 - 5 days' time.

It is the 3rd day le, so hopefully it will really go away.

But anyway, I think I pretty much suck right now. The state I'm in, I mean. Long, messy hair and a painful mouth.

Don't feel like talking. Can only blog, LMAO.

Maybe going to buy baked beans later. Hope it's soft enough. For the first time in my life, I hate eating good food (which is hard).

But almost all good foods are hard what, with the exception of chocolate mousse la.

I was welcomed by Candice to the Braces Family (?), and congratulated by Crystal. LOL.

How come got congratulations one ah? Hahaha.

I'm reading some GP stuff and it seems difficult to memorise all the facts. How come GP has no narratives? I dunno how to write arguments and stuff.

Work has not started, feel so bored at home. Maybe going to swim later?

Going shopping with my brother and his girlfriend soon. But I bo money sia. Even my Edusave Scholarship is used for the braces. Kk, I know le, ask my mum give.

LOL, I sound like a spoilt brat.

Aiya, I guess I'll just look around.

Feel so tired, going to sleep again bb.

2008-11-28T00:48:00.006+08:00

What if one day you could have any hair colour you want?

I'm sorry, Janice. LOL... I was just trying out... (Tell me if you wanna remove this photo, LOLZ).

Keith and me. He has premature graying hair. I have purplish blue hair.

LMAO.

And also, I tried it on EXCO:

Samuel - Red.
Josephine - Orange.
Pearleen - Yellow.
Musfirah - Green.
Eugene - Blue.
Me - Purple.

LOLZ. RAINBOW SIA.

Okay going to sleep le. Byebye!

2008-11-27T07:15:00.003+08:00

Shall post another then!

Hahahahaha.

With Prom Queen:

(The nicer photo)

And also, EXCO:

I like this photo a lot because

1) The 3 girls all look very pretty.

2) Samuel Chia did not ruin the photo. THANK YOU, SAMUEL... LOL.

That's all I have for now.

I know got more.

2008-11-26T13:12:00.008+08:00

I am so outdated!

How to use Facebook!? LOL?

I started receiving Facebook prompts weeks ago.

And also, I changed my e-mail. It is no longer prince-wannabe@hotmail.com.

It is now prince-already@hotmail.com.

I have added my ex-class and my current class, and have stopped adding people as I'm very frustrated with the copy-and-paste thing. Add me if you want ba.

I changed my email because prince-wannabe screws up contact names, which I dunno why. I think there's a virus or something. Also, there are many weird weird people that I added last time, and I don't really wanna talk to them online, and I feel bad about blocking them.

Moreover, since people always laugh at me when I tell them my e-mail, I decided that I shall be more irritating then. Hahaha! The transformation of a wannabe to an already. Wow!

And...

For the last time, the in-between is a DASH, not an UNDERSCORE. ZZZ...

This: -
Not this: _

And... coming back, I am like a noob in Facebook. I don't even have Friendster or Multiply. All I have is a blog. I thought it's enough to keep my photos like a journal sort-of, but I am wrong! EVERYONE has a Facebook.

LMAO. I am seriously outdated.

And here I am, struggling to figure out some stuff. Alamak!

Can someone teach me? Please... Hahaha.

Sian diaoz.

Back to figuring out some functions!

/Edit: Shit.

I got scammed.

Keith told me Facebook is only to play games...

-_- LOL.

2008-11-25T20:16:00.002+08:00

Last days of enjoyment

before even more enjoyment comes!

LOL.

Okay, I took my cousins out to play... at Escape Theme Park. -_-

Hahaha, nvm, relives my childhood.

Wai po and cousins.

The four kids.

Wahaha I like this photo a lot...

Frigging tired again...

Byebye!

2008-11-25T01:41:00.000+08:00

My dear sis

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOREEN! :D

2008-11-24T21:34:00.008+08:00

Posting the most anticipated post that is

Prom Night.

Haha sorry ah, I have been very busy these few days.

Readers' note: As far as possible, I have tried my best in retrieving the photos taken on that day. I am only posting the nicest photo to avoid repetition.

Oh yeah, thanks to Eugene who helped me style my hair and polished my shoes! :-D

Starting with pairs category,

4T2 Clairvo

Jia Xi.

Bo Chao, with Wei Qi behind.

Jun Yuan.

Angeline.

Jiun Yang. Sian... the date ruined the photo.

Yu Hui.

Wei Qi. Blinked.

Yuan Zhi. OPEN YOUR EYES, YZ. LOL.

Wei'en. Is it a coincidence or what? Yuan Zhi then Wei'en! I didn't do anything, really!

Mr. Best Smile, Huan Ghee. There's something wrong with HG's hand sign. I guess it's supposed to be the hand sign for someone who is shuai, right? But am I being paranoid or what, it's more like a hand gun.

Sian diaoz.

Benjamin.

Woon Yeow.

Wei Jie.

Ai Hua.

4T1 Avias

Crystal. I want to pull your earrings. LOL.

Wei Lun. I like his blazer.

Vivien.

See Woon.

4P2 Royale

Keith. I look damn fit in this photo.

Hee Yi. I never smile properly. I am like saying, "Hee Yi, after this photo, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU."

I never smile properly again. With Zheng Wei.

Anyway, I know why le, Zheng Wei's camera is CURSED. LOL.

Zong Li. This is funny! I never took a photo with Zong SHENG, WTF. He's my classmate!

4P3 Logarithm (Whatever the name is)

PROOF THAT SAMUEL CHIA ALWAYS RUINS PHOTOS:

This time, it is his EYES. Yay!

LOL, I very bad leh.

Miss Personality, Pearleen. Haha, Pearleen, you got a lot of personality meh?! I feel that someone is going to beat me up... J...

Once and for all, set your cameras such that they do not display dates.

ZZZ. And wtf is that distracting thing on my face? LOL.

Anyway, this is with Xin Yee. Don't worry Xin Yee, you are a girl la okay.

4M1 Must

Presenting Miss When-I-don't-talk-I-am-an-angel-but-when-I-open-my-mouth-I-am-an-elephant:

JOSEPHINE!

MUSFIRAH BTE MAHMOOD.

Nizam, Mr. Personality.

Hwee Tian.

Cheryl.

4L1 Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious [Guess what? FUCK THE NAME. LOL.]

IQBAL. XIAO BAL. LOL!

PROM KING:

CHONG YEW.

PROM QUEEN:

Janice.

And now, for photos comprising 3 or more people (and in no particular arrangement):

Phyllis, me and Vivien.

Me, Mrs Loh and Benjamin. Must score a distinction for English! :X I really miss her lessons...

Phyllis, me and Josephine.

Josephine, me and Musfirah.

4T2 Clairvo #1, Enlargeable.

I just LOL-ed at Eugene.

4T2 Clairvo #2, Enlargeable.

You know... Is it just me, or is it really that Eugene seems to be cropped in from another photo? He looks like he doesn't belong to this photo, LOL.

Maybe it's because of the brightness of his clothes ba.

Us pointing at Mr. Best Smile. HG can really smile hor? Look at his face!

Me, Wei'en and Best Smile (from now on Huan Ghee will be rechristened Best Smile).

And next, I curse the person who took the next photo:

I am like looking lecherously at something, wtf?

I am not even looking horizontally: It looks like I'm looking at a girl's X. And plus the stupid lecherous smile.

WAH SIAN DIAO.

WHO TOOK THIS...

Anyway, it's Eugene, Personality and Jo.

T2 guys.

Starting from left: Me, Benjamin, Qiu Quan, Yuan Zhi, Weeping Woon Yeow (ALLITERATION), Stephen, Yu Hui and Jiun Yang.

Note: Woon Yeow is obviously not weeping...

Kendra, me, Angeline, Best Smile and Jane.

Hwee Tian, me and Cheryl.

Zheng Yang, Mrs Joseph and me.

Me, Ms Rashidah and Benjamin.

Jane, me and Kendra.

T2 Clairvo again! :D

OKAY THAT'S ALL. I spent a very, very long time on this post.

I know there are still some photos here and there which I haven't gotten... But I will try to get them.

Good night!

2008-11-24T18:48:00.004+08:00

MONEY MONEY MONEY

$

$

$

LOL.

I just received Edusave Scholarship.

I am so happy!

My dad is very happy too. Which is unsurprising, because the only thing my dad is happy about me is when I get good results. Of course, I know it's only Prelim... Don't really feel like thinking about O Level.

But the date to collect will interrupt with my work. Sian...

Wahahahaha! :D

2008-11-22T10:32:00.002+08:00

Somehow,

this feeling is no good. Nvm...

I think I should stop blogging here. Shocking number of visitors. I am a person who enjoys solitary to the depths of my soul.

Lol kidding la. But feel a bit uneasy.

Switching to another blog ba...

Bye!

2008-11-21T18:01:00.002+08:00

Things I need to do

1) Visit my grandmother. Miss her...

2) Visit my maternal grandfather. Hope he's alright.

3) Bring my younger cousins out to play.

4) Shop and play.

5) Get a job ASAP, preferably at the location I want.

6) Prepare for A Level.

2008-11-21T06:11:00.005+08:00

WOOOOH! :-)

Celebrity! LOL!

The mirror is frigging huge. Haha I bo liao.

Dazzling.

Red wine. I was a little drunk after that. Oh yeah, I tried white wine too! :)

The singers were great. Very professional!

My favourite singer. She looked prettier in real life.

***

1) I had my X-ray taken.

2) I have applied for jobs. Hope they would call soon!

3) Post on Senior Prom will be pushed right up once I complete the post.

4) I'm friggginggg tired.

That's all byebye! :-D

2008-11-19T21:21:00.002+08:00

Letting go

Thank you Phyllis, for finding me this from a blog:

To let go isn’t to forget, not to think about, or ignore. It doesn’t leave feelings of anger, jealousy or regret. Letting go isn’t about winning or losing. It’s not about pride and it’s not about how you appear and it’s not obsessing or dwelling on the past. Letting go isn’t blocking memories or thinking sad thoughts and doesn’t leave emptiness, hurt or sadness. It’s not about giving in or giving up. Letting go isn’t about loss and it’s not about defeat.

To let go is to cherish the memories, to overcome and move on. It’s having an open mind and confidence in the future. Letting go is learning and experiencing and growing. To let go is to be thankful for the experiences that made you laugh, made you cry and made you grow. It’s about all that you have, all that you had and all that you will soon gain. Letting go is having the courage to accept change and the strength to keep moving. Letting go is growing up. It is realising that the heart can sometimes be the most potent remedy. To let go is to open a door, and to clear a path and set yourself free.

Have you ever found it difficult to let go of something? It might be a relationship, an important friendship, or even materialistic and superficial stuff.

Letting go is an amazing feeling... :)

2008-11-19T21:04:00.003+08:00

Senior Prom 2008

Jun Yuan and me. Yay full body pic, LOL.

More pics coming up... Be patient! :D

2008-11-19T19:12:00.002+08:00

Sending Trang off

2008-11-19T07:37:00.004+08:00

Chain mails suck

If I don't forward the mail to enough people, I get cursed, i.e., die or meet a ghost.

zZz

Normally I just delete de, but I forgot about the stupidity behind all chain mails, and I got cursed.

"1 person - you will die at an early age."

Huh? I didn't even send to ONE person; I send to ZERO PEOPLE. Can you believe it - they didn't insert a penalty for not sending totally.

How dumb can people get? LOL.

Or maybe:

"0 person - stabbed 1000 times to eternal hell."

Freaking gross...

Ok, enough of stupid chain mails.

T2 guys came my house after Prom. We were supposed to play board games, but wtf, I think we ended up sleeping. LOL.

And before Prom, I was kinda flustered cos there's a lizard in my box. It's like a box where I keep all the letters/gifts/etc from my friends. I remember my sister gave me perfume as Christmas present and yes, it was inside the box.

I took out the perfume and, to my horror, the lizard was like moving swiftly across the messy contents of the box. I was flabbergasted instantaneously.

Immediately, I threw the box on the floor and got my broom ready. I hit the box repeatedly, but that stupid lizard just wouldn't come out. Finally, out of impatience, I gathered that spraying some insecticide might help.

And it did. Stupid Lizard apparently could not stand the smell of insecticide, hence, when it came out, I smacked it with the broom like there's no tomorrow. I think I squished the intestines of the lizard out. Gross. The tail was still wriggling la.

And speaking of lizards, I have killed 4 of their kind so far -- all household lizards.

Let me mention the super gross one which happened some time ago:

I was in my bathroom doing something and suddenly, a BABY LIZARD decided it common politeness to say hi.

I WAS REALLY OMFG...

Then I remembered vaguely Xiaxue's method of paralysing lizards with hot water.

And so I did. Shot a full blast of hot water directly at the asshole. And it was really paralysed instantly, though moments later it regained its full mobility.

So I had to constantly paralyse it with hot water.

Are you telling me to let it off? I'm not a saint or what, I was (and am) certainly not a Buddhist, so I had no religious obligations whatsoever. And I was (and am) obviously not that magnanimous a person.

SMACKED IT.

Okay, this is actually difficult to describe: The moment I smacked it -- I think the smack really shocked the lizard, and it started to scamper around even more quickly than nobody's business.

Moreover, it was difficult to smack it again because of the bathroom tiles that had holes in them. You know, the tiles that your parents buy to prevent you from falling while the floor is wet? Yup, that one.

And that lizard was smart enough to enter the hole. However, because it was injured (with the first smack), its movement was considerably slow. So I took the seemingly last opportunity to whack it again. This time, harder.

But still, it managed to enter the hole. Determined to eradicate the disturbance it has caused, I lifted up all the tiles. Evidently, the second whack must have caused some real damage because it was moving really slowly this time on the floor. With one final effort, I blasted the lizard into drain. And guess what?

Its head got stuck in one of the holes!

DAMN WAS I HAPPY!

And I left it to die there.

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D

***

What a stupid post!

Okay, gtg back to sleep now, see ya!

/Edit:

Some after-Prom photos at my house:

Me and Yu Hui. Sorry la I bathed already. Lol.

Benjamin, Qiu Quan and Eugene eating my pizza bread. I told them to pose one la.

Wei Jie and Woon Yeow.

Zong Sheng and me. Wah kao I look damn tired.

Jun Yuan, legless.

Wei Jie and Yu Hui gaying. Wei Jie does really look like he's enjoying himself.

I was like, "You all know what's a blog or not?"

Then they freaked out. HAHA TOO BAD! :P

See ya people! :)

2008-11-18T08:24:00.002+08:00

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

On friendship:

"No," Harry said aloud, and they all looked at him, surprised: The firewhisky seemed to have amplified his voice. "I mean . . . if somebody made a mistake," Harry went on, "and let something slip, I know they didn't mean to do it. It's not their fault," he repeated, again a little louder than he would usually have spoken. "We've got to trust each other. I trust all of you, I don't think anyone in this room would ever sell me to Voldemort."

... Lupin was wearing an odd expression as he looked at Harry. It was close to pitying.

"You think I'm a fool?" demanded Harry.

"No, I think you're like James," said Lupin, "who would have regarded it as the hieght of dishonour to mistrust his friends."

As some of you might have guessed, yes, I'm re-reading some books.

I rushed through Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows because of the impending exam (as in, last year). And I regret reading the synopsis of the book before actually reading the book. Spoilt the experience of reading.

My favourite character is Lupin. Was quite sad when I learnt that he will die with Tonks. I'm Harry-Potter-crazy...

I'm gonna read more books, including The Da Vinci Code, For One More Day, To Kill a Mockingbird and Chicken Soup for the Soul.

Wahahaha I'm such a geek! :-D

Anyway, I watched Madagascar yesterday with Keith and Shi Yuan. Quite nice ba, I guess, though I don't have a fetish for cartoon movies.

And I bought new Levi's jeans after trading in my new pair (deduction of $50). Coolness. I love my new jeans to b1t$ @Ndd p13ce$s.

EEEEEEEEEEE LOL.

Alright, I gtg now. See ya guys at Prom later!

2008-11-16T11:39:00.002+08:00

Tuesdays with Morrie

Morrie nodded. "Do you see that sculpture?"

...

"That's me," Morrie said. "A friend of mine sculpted that maybe thirty years ago. His name was Norman. We used to spend so much time together. We went swimming. We took rides to New York. He had me over to his house in Cambridge, and he sculpted that bust of me down in his basement. It took several weeks to do it, but he really wanted to get it right."

...

"Well, here's the sad part of the story," Morrie said. "Norman and his wife moved away to Chicago. A little while later, my wife, Charlotte, had to have a pretty serious operation. Norman and his wife never got in touch with us. I know they knew about it. Charlotte and I were very hurt because they never called to see how she was. So we dropped the relationship.

"Over the years, I met Norman a few times and he always tried to reconcile, but I didn't accept it. I wasn't satisfied with his explanation. I was prideful. I shrugged him off."

His voice choked.

"Mitch . . . a few years ago . . . he died of cancer. I feel so sad. I never got to see him. I never got to forigve. It pains me now so much . . ."

He was crying again, a soft and quiet cry, and because his head was back, the tears rolled off the side of his face before they reached his lips.

2008-11-15T23:29:00.002+08:00

What a busy day!

Was chionging all the prom night stuff. :D

Busy busy but satisfying. Eugene, Pearleen and Samuel came my house.

This is my messy room that I share with my brothers.

Eugene and Samuel are wearing counz tee. Quite nice ah!

And after that Josephine and Musfirah chionged down from Vivo with more stocks.

We all LOL-ed at Samuel. He looks spastic la wtf. I remember he used to ruin many of our photos by blinking, blurring, showing a retarded face, and more. LMAO.

I gtg now!

More work tomorrow! :D

2008-11-14T23:04:00.002+08:00

Walk until my feet are swollen

Best birthday present ever

I finally pieced this puzzle after a long time. From Angeline. I thought it was just some random puzzle, but it turned out to be customised! Wah I am SO TOUCHED LOL.

Thanks ah, Angeline! :D

Bowling at Palm Gardens [14 Nov]

Someone tell Crystal she must at least wear shorts!

Crystal, that's very daring of you!

*Nose bleed*

*Die*

Oh yeah, that's my jacket, that's why it's oversized for her. I like the colour of my new jacket! :D

There you go. She is wearing shorts la.

Me with Crystal.

Shi Yuan, me and Ren Jie. Oh ya, good luck for your job interview, RJ! :D

Sending Zhang Jiao off at the airport [14 Nov]

With Zhang Jiao and Eugene.

Hope she's doing fine now! :)

After that, went to Orchard again.

Feeling damn tired.

Gtg now bye bye! :)

2008-11-14T08:24:00.002+08:00

All at the same time

Hmm...

Even if I were there to be your stepping stone to success; an aid to problem-solving, I guess I was the one who had made the biggest mistake.

I'm wrong because I have been more than a critic than a friend. When people criticised you, I should have stood for you. Even if it wasn't for a friend, it should be for conscience. Instead, I joined in the criticism.

I guess, when I realise this, it's too late, because everything is happening all at the same time. If there is a chance to patch things up, I would be there not as a critic, but as a friend.

:)

Well... good luck to you.

2008-11-13T20:44:00.002+08:00

Wah

Today had Bio P1, which was my last paper. Didn't feel much about the paper...

Had EXCO meeting. Then met junior EXCO.

Bla bla bla...

Then go with Eugene to Orchard. Saw Zong Sheng and co. there.

Ate with Zheng Yang. Had a nice chat with him. Jun Yuan came to join us after that. Haha, we were talking happily on the way home.

End of O Level le! I feel so great! (Contradiction, I know, cos I just said I didn't feel anything).

I dunno how to describe the greatness. It's like a burden off your chest. Yep! :D

I'm so glad...

Alright, really damn tired.

!!!

2008-11-12T06:38:00.002+08:00

Exhausting week ahead

Gotta settle many stuff after Os.

But I prefer that kind of life. :-D

Later got Chem P1, and then tmr last paper.

Quick, time, pass faster...

2008-11-11T23:42:00.002+08:00

I know

that life has many more wonderful things to look forward to, other than going to a prestigious JC.

Seriously, like kinship and friendship. And there are many other little things that make life great, such as people smiling to you when you help them.

Ok? Jian Kai? LOL. Not being sarcastic...

Night.

2008-11-11T07:59:00.005+08:00

2 more MCQ papers to go

Alright, I, though have not met my expectations for some papers, am looking forward to the prospect of O-Level ending ASAP.

Gahhh...

For the first time in the course of O-Level, I was sick yesterday. Kwa kwa kwa... Luckily it was only a mild illness and, moreover, today I'll be having a break (plus do some Chemistry, of coz).

I actually feel quite happy (sorry for the lack of vocab, as I am only half-awake. EXCUSES! LMAO) about the activities ahead.

Directly after Bio paper I'd be meeting the EXCO! :-) I haven't met them for a longgggggg time. Ok, actually, I have been meeting Josephine and Eugene quite often (former because she lives in my house [inside joke]; latter because, well, he is my classmate... Not that it's something I'm proud of. Eh, kidding hor, Eugene!).

But it seems I haven't seen Samuel, Pearleen and Musfirah for years. [Hyperbole detected].

And I think on the same day itself, my mum and I would be going some shopping malls to walk walk. Awesome... Although I have been going to shopping malls (inevitable because fast-food restaurants [and please spell this word correctly], it's not like I get the chance to really buy anything. *Flashes a ... deprived look* (What did you think I was about to flash... ZZZ)

Also, going to Josephine's house again. This time, in the guise of wanting to K until midnight, I told everyone that it is to celebrate my belated birthday. WTF, LOL.

The invitation goes like:

Dear friend of Demas,

You are invited to my belated birthday party.

Address: Josephine's address

LMAO. And got people believe me lor... Wah lao! Doesn't anyone have a sense of humour??? Hui Jin the ah boy even asked, "Isn't that Josephine's house?"

Then I said, "DUH." Then she LOL.

A critic may ask, "Why is it not Josephine who asks, but you?"

To answer that requires sheer courage and mental strength, for fear that anything funny would, however, be provocative to A and B at the same time.

Kidding la. Got permission to go of course, dumbass! -_-

Ok, the point is, we are so gonna K until dunno what time like last time. Come to think of it, it was quite daring of us to K in the middle of O-Level the other time. And yes, people, K is a verb, but I don't know what it means exactly.

Slight digression: Who knows of the new K-Box rates currently? The last time I go I swear it was $17.00 at least. I was damn sian diao. It's like EXORBITANTLY PRICED. Wah kao! :/

So anyway, her Karoake (do you know how angmohs say this word? Food for thought!) room is so much more comfy and spacious, although the one drawback is that it does not have 魔杰座 and other new albums. Haiz... *Shifty eyes at Josephine*

OK. I just realised I sound like I chao uncle. Shiat.

Then also, going to shop with Eugene and some T2 people soon. Yay.

Also, surprisingly, Shi Yuan 心血来潮 (Hold it, how do you translate this idiomatic phrase into English..? Difficult...), ask me go shopping. Great... So going with him and Keith just before Prom. Yay.

Then, finally, Prom!

Wish myself a successful shopping experience ahead.

I think this post is the most meaningless, ever. Lmao (pronounced: lao3-mao3).

Goodbye... :D

/Edit: I finally found my golden name tag and councillor badge. Finally.

Back to being a councillor! :D LOL!

*

Also, to all my juniors:

I'd be giving away free books in an attempt to act like I'm kind and all.

Kidding. I need to clear the mess I've created due to O-Level.

Below are the subjects that would be of no use to me in future and therefore, would be given free to anyone who wishes to save money:

(Take note, however, that the condition of the books varies accordingly)

English Language
Elementary Mathematics
Chemistry
Physics (Good riddance!)
Biology
Social Studies

Go on and ask me. Includes textbooks, guidebooks and what-not. I even have past-year practice papers for O-Level Oral examination, which is almost brand-new.

First-come-first-serve.

Your amazing senior,
Demas.

2008-11-10T15:34:00.003+08:00

I quote Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince

'At your aunt and uncle's house,' said Ron. 'And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going.'

'No -' said Harry quickly; he had not counted on this, he had meant them to understand that he was undertaking this most dangerous journey alone.

'You said to us once before,' said Hermione quietly, 'that there was time to turn back if we wanted to. We've had time, haven't we?'

'We're with you whatever happens,' said Ron.

***

Their friendship is so beautiful, without manipulation, self-advantage and betrayal.

:)

Don't forsake a friendship which is true and existent, or you may regret it later on in life. Existent means you can feel it - it's just there. Some times, a true friend is indeed more understanding than one's closest kin.

You never know.

2008-11-08T17:51:00.004+08:00

Photos

Graduation:

Me with Xin Yee. I am taller than her. Hahahahahaha. I don't wanna be shorter than you, XY. :) Or is it because you bend down?

3 people in focus in this picture. Me, Huan Ghee. And an unidentified girl in the middle.

Hwee Tian.

***

Josephine's birthday:

William and Crystal, wearing braces and specs.

From left to right: Jefferson, William, Unidentified, Yuan Zhi, Josephine, Eugene, Ren Jie, Xin Yi, Crystal.

T2 + Josephine. It looks more like a family photo. Josephine really spoiled the photo: We are supposed to look SOLEMN. -_-

4M1 Must(a...) + Josephine.

2o3 Whoosh! + Josephine

Supposed to be Yu Hui seducing Yuan Zhi, but I think they dunno how to act. It's like at a bar like that, geddit?

Wait, there's a ghost behind Yu Hui.

LOL, we had this birthday party right after Bio paper, which was crazy cos gonna have SS paper soon ma. Wahahahaha!

2008-11-07T18:53:00.002+08:00

I laugh my ass off for Lit.

Allow me to seriously laugh for a while.

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HOHOHOHO!

What. The. Holy. Toot. You. Asshole. Supposed. To. Save. Me. Cos. I. Screwed. History. Totally.

Oh

My

(1/4 Fish + 3/4 Duck)-ing

Toot.

Lol. Lol. This is so funny.

It's the worst O Level I have ever taken in my life.

Hold on. I only took it once what? LOL.

WTH.

I realised something. I realised humanities papers are the most exciting one. I could hear Benjamin gasping in class when he learnt about the Lit question (as in paper 1). At that point in time, I haven't turned the page, so I was quite mentally prepared.

Flipped.

Oh, thanks for the questions.

:)

Lol.

Nvm la suan le.

MCQ papers left.

I'm over the rainbow or moon.

2008-11-06T08:51:00.003+08:00

Last draught of coffee

Last, I promise. After Literature = MCQ papers only. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I've been ruining my health, my liver, my kidneys (and that includes my ureter), my stomach (of all organs, since my stomach always disagrees with me), my complexion (sian... Prom Night coming some more -_-) and, last but not least, my urethra (if you know what that is, anyway).

Liver

According to Vivien, a theory says that: "A person must get some sleep from 11pm to 2am, because that's the period when the liver needs a serious break, lest it will break down."

I was quite worried for my liver when I heard that. We only have one liver each.

I think studying at night is more effective. So I nap in the afternoon and study from night to around 3am. And I can feel that only half of my liver remains.

"How do you feel that?" a skeptic may ask.

Well... I dunno, lol.

Resolution: Eat some pig liver. OMFG ACTUALLY I HATE EATING ANIMAL ORGANS. I don't understand how people can actually eat them...

Kidneys

Prefer to study outside, hence can't enjoy the warmth of family life and can't eat at home that often.

What happens when you eat out? Salt, MSG.

My poor kidneys... So sorry yah, just bear with it. After tomorrow, I will only eat at home cos left all those MCQ papers only.

Resolution: I've decided to go organic after O Levels. Lol, yeah right.

Stomach

As if it's not enough, I drink tons and tons of coffee. It's like water to me now, only aromatic and brown. I gulp it down continuously like there's no tomorrow.

Effects? Acid in your stomach.

And I realised, pain in the stomach is damn sian.

Resolution: Drink some concentrated sodium hydroxide after the papers.

Alkali + acid --> Salt + water, no?

I dunno what salt I will get, though. LOL. Later I die from that.

Complexion

Damn freaking lots of pimples. Sian, double sian, triple sian.

Resolution: Wash my face often.

Urethra

Okay, I can't tell you how I ruined that.

***

So, in conclusion, my health is ruined totally, and I will try to compensate somehow.

And I just sneezed 5 times consecutively. LOL, damn funny! :-D

2008-11-04T10:19:00.002+08:00

Decided to reopen my blog

Due to popular demand.

Lol, kidding la. Just felt like it. Haha!

Okay seriously, during this unblogged period I've been reflecting much.

1) Would you prefer a friendship which would last for a lifetime or a friendship that you wouldn't even bother after a year or two?

Okay, I admit, I choose the former.

2) What will your reaction be if you discover you have been used by your friend?

I thought through, and realised it's okay, since I've been used by a very good friend. Better than some other people, right?

3) In trying to salvage a friendship, if it seems more like a form of pleasure or entertainment to that friend, you realise that this friendship is not worth saving after all.

I know it's too complex to comprehend, but try, okay? Lol.

4) Despite all of these, you must still remain as a loyal and faithful friend. Whatever secrets your friends tell you, put them in your brain and never take them out again.

Loyalty and trust maintain the friendship.

***

I'm feeling more calm than angry or disappointed.

Once in a while, we meet friends who befriend you for a motive. Once in a while, we are manipulated to achieve certain goals.

I'll just treat it as my negligence, and I won't go into details.

算了。:)

***

A few more papers to go... Hurry!

2008-10-24T20:59:00.002+08:00

It always feels better to forgive and forget

Wahahaha!

I'm sorry, I can't decipher your next move, can't understand your complicated personality.

But no worries, we will always remember you as the simple, kind and polite person you are.

Yeah, we will leave it at that.

***

WOOOOOOOOTS! A Maths is over! :)

***

M, I know it's hard on you. But I will study hard and try my best...

2008-10-23T08:20:00.008+08:00

Thanks all my friends

(Warning: This is not an emo post at all)

Why is it a warning ah? Lol I dunno la. Always got people think I'm emo on my blog, but I'm not, seriously. I know I should have done this on Graduation Day, but nvm, it's never too late.

Thanks Angeline for the gift, and Xin Yee for the card.

Thanks Benjamin for all your help in academics (especially your History essays!). Thanks Eugene for motivating me to strive hard for "O" Level. Thanks Huan Ghee for lending help when I need some times.

Ai Hua, Yu Hui and Zong Sheng for living around me. LOL! Then I can always randomly call you all down to study, wahahahaha! :)

Josephine, Xin Yi and Ren Jie for being random, LOL.

Crystal for being the most bitchy friend, ever. Oi, kidding la hor. And Shi Yuan too, for being my seating partner in Lower Sec. LMAO. And Ai Hua for Upper Sec! :D

Thanks o3 Whoosh 2006 and T2 Clairvo! :D You guys made the 4 years in BPGHS worth being in!

Thanks to those who celebrated my birthday for me this year: Wei Lun, Zheng Wei, Huan Ghee, Eugene, Yu Hui and Ai Hua. You people really made my day man.

And, last but not least, thank you the EXCO of the 25th SC: Eugene, Pearleen, Samuel, Josephine and Musfirah.

You are a bunch of funny people. It's always damn fun when we all come together! Anyway, thanks for making life more fun in BPGHS. LOL YO CHECK IT OUT! :-D

Feeling so great, dunno why! Don't feel like studying sia! OK I'm kidding. Of course must study la.

That about sums up the 4 years in BP. There are more I wanna thank but I can't remember at the moment. Anyway, we will be going separate ways soon, so I wish you all all the best and do well for "O" Level!

Jiayou! It's really the last stretch already.

2008-10-22T23:56:00.002+08:00

More to come

Didn't do much today, thanks to Jian Wei.

This is really damn funny. JW used to be a punk in Sec One. LOL!

And all the jokes really made me laugh like mad la. I haven't laughed until SO CRAZY for a freaking long time. Damn it LOL!

Tomorrow's a break for me. Yeahhhhh! :D

I'm looking forward to History and Biology exams, dunno why.

:-) :-) :-)

Lol.

Oh yeah sian diao, my bag spoil. Both zips. -_- Have to get a new one soon.

More papers to come...

2008-10-22T08:37:00.002+08:00

Waking up and I feel so great

:-D

Just a flashback:

Monday

Chemistry P2. It was okay ba, I guess?

First paper was quite important as my teacher said if it was not well done, could be quite demoralising -- which I agree.

But Electrolysis was a killer, haha.

Anyway, after school went to Subway to study with Crystal the VP (guess yourself) and Zong Sheng the crap. LOL. Me? I am Demas the celebrity. LOL no la. I am Demas the prince-wannabe.

-_- Chao lame.

Did a lot of Maths cos I hadn't touched it for 4 days straight.

Tuesday

English P1 AND P2.

I only ate breakfast. Canteen not open, wah sian then in the middle of exam got gastric. Super suay.

I used to be skeptical of people saying, "Must have regular meals, if not you will develop gastritis."

I was like, "LOL LIKE REAL SIA."

But I keep having irregular meals and tada! :D

Lol... After the exam immediately chionged (not so exaggerating haha) to eat with Angeline and Yuan Zhi. For the first time, I tried yong tau hoo dry, cos last time I always eat yong tau hoo soup. It tasted brilliant! LOL.

Then studied with them. Chionged Maths again.

Saw Phyllis there too. First time I saw her for days.

***

Okay, gonna study with Phyllis, Jian Wei and Chun Hou after A Maths exam!

2008-10-21T09:02:00.002+08:00

Today = Decisive day

1) I can't use HCL as my L1 (for obvious reasons).
2) I really wanna enter my dream JC.

Feeling quite stressed now...

Haiz...

2008-10-20T09:13:00.003+08:00

Commitment

Who are you to talk about commitment,
when you sacrificed friendship for enjoyment?
You said, in indignation, "Why do you want to doubt me?"
And things that even you yourself disagree.

Contradictions.

Twice have I sought your forgiveness,
but it is pointless. No, it is very pointless.
Your blithe indifference is truly admirable,
but it has caused everything to crumble.

Apathy.

You only had to talk to people,
and that would be ample.
It is alright if you haven't done anything significant,
anything prudent, or anything brilliant.

Failure.

I've tried my best, and you know,
but it requires a different you to forgo.
Skepticism,
Pessimism.

Forgiveness.

You define friendship as deserving,
as an aid to problem-solving.
Is yours or mine wrong?
I guess I've been wrong all along.

A stepping stone to success.

2008-10-19T11:01:00.003+08:00

Wahahaha

My dad got his taxi-driving license.

Wah cool sia.

Here's a maths question:

A passenger got onto a taxi at 11am. By 12am, the metre fee was $7.30. He alighted at his destination at 12.30am, and the metre fee was $19.60. Given that there is a midnight charge of 50%, how much does the passenger have to pay?

Wth, this is like one of the questions asked.

But anyway, congrats Daddy! LOLSS!

2008-10-19T09:59:00.002+08:00

O-Level candidates

If you haven't already known, you could check your seating arrangement at litespeed. Click here.

GOOD LUCK ALL! :)